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Age Old Questions.: 10/23/2015 01:34:11


The Man Who'd Buy Spain
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Who decided to milk an animal, and how did they figure out we could?

How many people died from eating poisonous plants and mushrooms?

What's a clauder? (+1,000,000 respect if anyone gets what I am referencing.)

Will they ever stop making Final Fantasy games?

What's in a name?

To be, or not to be?

War...huh...yeah...What is it good for?

Why do we allow people to major in philosophy?

Will Luffy ever find the One Piece, or did Gol D. Roger troll the world?

What the hell is a Hufflepuff?

Why is it that all the evil people belong to Slytherin?

If you can be anything in the Matrix, then why is Neo black?

Do Sith lords ever force choke themselves when they masturbate?

Maybe she's born with it? Maybe it's Maybelline?

Why would the British Empire ever want to colonize God's place for failed experiments?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

If Canada is America's hat, then what would that make Mexico?

What came first: the chicken or the egg?

How do platypi exist?

Edited 10/23/2015 01:35:10
Age Old Questions.: 10/23/2015 01:58:44


Benjamin628 
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The egg came first
Age Old Questions.: 10/23/2015 01:58:57


Cata Cauda
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Coincidence, just like "inventing" fire.
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Dont even try to count.

No clue.

Nope.

No clue.

To be.

Stuff and thangs.

Thats too much philosophy.

No clue.

No clue.

Becuase Matrix-logic.

They dont.

She is born with it.

Becuase the brits want everything.

To get to the other site.

The throat. Stab it and the entire continent falls.

The chicken.

They dont. Its just your imagination.
Age Old Questions.: 10/23/2015 02:00:32

E Masterpierround
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Cata you are wrong on one count. The egg came first. Dinosaurs laid eggs millions of years before the first chicken.
Age Old Questions.: 10/23/2015 02:37:36


Genghis 
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Hufflepuff, like the other dorm names, is the last name of one of the 4 founding members of hogwarts.

I mean, you could easily ask what the hell a Slytherin is.
Age Old Questions.: 10/23/2015 02:52:29


The Man Who'd Buy Spain
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Age Old Questions.: 10/23/2015 04:01:38


The Mad Japanese
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Who decided to milk an animal, and how did they figure out we could?
A Beastiality Enthusiast, simple as that

How many people died from eating poisonous plants and mushrooms?
69 Billion

What's a clauder? (+1,000,000 respect if anyone gets what I am referencing.)

Will they ever stop making Final Fantasy games?
No

What's in a name?
Your Mum

To be, or not to be?
To be

War...huh...yeah...What is it good for?
Getting your Ass up

Why do we allow people to major in philosophy?
Cause shit happens

Will Luffy ever find the One Piece, or did Gol D. Roger troll the world?
I've never really watched One Piece

What the hell is a Hufflepuff?
Your ****

Why is it that all the evil people belong to Slytherin?
Cause you're ***

If you can be anything in the Matrix, then why is Neo black?
Cause he wanted to be black

Do Sith lords ever force choke themselves when they masturbate?
No

Maybe she's born with it? Maybe it's Maybelline?
Yeah

Why would the British Empire ever want to colonize God's place for failed experiments?
Cause they don't have a place to store your mum

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To escape from Shit a Peens

If Canada is America's hat, then what would that make Mexico?
America's Pants

What came first: the chicken or the egg?
Egg

How do platypi exist?
They are abnormality in Time and Space. They both exist and do not exist
Age Old Questions.: 10/23/2015 05:04:46


Жұқтыру
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Do compasses point north or south pole?

Trick frain: Neither.

Do compasses point north or south?

What is lake, what is pond?

Do dogs taste good enough to kill for?
Age Old Questions.: 10/23/2015 07:20:12


Lolicon love
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I always thought the one piece was not a real thing and the one piece was just having the strength to name your self king and have the people acknowledge it.
Age Old Questions.: 10/23/2015 07:58:09


The Mad Japanese
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I've got a better question:

I got a raging boner and I need help on creating the world's finest robotic prostitutes in 10 Minutes? So is it better to fly to Dubai or watch Midget Porn in the highest volume possible?
Age Old Questions.: 10/23/2015 08:16:41


Diplomatic Immunity 
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Midgets. Definetely Midgets.
Age Old Questions.: 10/23/2015 22:32:39


The Man Who'd Buy Spain
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What would you do for a Klondike bar?

What is love?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop?

If a tree falls down and no one's around, does it still make a sound?

Who is this 4Chan?
Age Old Questions.: 10/23/2015 22:34:41


Vormulak
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yeah who is the infamous hacker 4chan. I hear he frequents a terrorist far left board known are incorrect politics aka /ipol/
Age Old Questions.: 10/24/2015 02:08:05


Thomas 633
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Who decided to milk an animal, and how did they figure out we could?

I don't even want to know/ being really desperate/ killing a cow and figuring out where the milk came from.

How many people died from eating poisonous plants and mushrooms?

A very large number, probably from not applying the Bushman's test.

What's a clauder? (+1,000,000 respect if anyone gets what I am referencing.)

No f***ing idea.

Will they ever stop making Final Fantasy games?

Will they ever stop making Mario, Sonic, GT, Halo, CoD, Assassin's Creed, Forza, Zelda games?

What's in a name?

Nothing.

To be, or not to be?

To be. Take that risk. Better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

War...huh...yeah...What is it good for?

Countries dick measuring contests. In older times it actually got you land and power.

Why do we allow people to major in philosophy?

What is getting a degree, really? In the emotionless spance of time, it is nothing.

Will Luffy ever find the One Piece, or did Gol D. Roger troll the world?

Do I give a flying fuck about One Piece?

What the hell is a Hufflepuff?

Do I know? Also, that question has only been around since 1997 you scrub lord. ;) jk.

Why is it that all the evil people belong to Slytherin?

Cos the Sorting Hat is more perfect than any machine humanity can devise.

If you can be anything in the Matrix, then why is Neo black?

He isn't. Samuel L Jackson is black. He is way to damn white. Also for that matter, why doesn't he look like this:

And Trinity look like Kate Upton? And Morpheus look like Dumbledore?

Do Sith lords ever force choke themselves when they masturbate?

/ I don't think he {i]can{/i]/ Because he still feels sad about Padme and doesn't want to/because they control it obviously.

Maybe she's born with it? Maybe it's Maybelline?

Reference I don't get...

Why would the British Empire ever want to colonize God's place for failed experiments?

Fuck you.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

If Canada is America's hat, then what would that make Mexico?

The thing in its pants. Just like Canada is less exciting than America, like a boring hat is, then Mexico is more exciting, just like a **** is.

What came first: the chicken or the egg?

Egg.

How do platypi exist?

Via sexual reproduction.


More questions...

Why are Halo games never censored for nudity?

Why doesn't everyone use Gmail, when it seems to work better than everything else?

Why was everyone (especially me) so hyped about Windows 10?

Why the long face?

Why are stupid meme images so funny?

Why are all the old Batman movies bad, and the new ones good?

Who decided that planting wheat was a good idea?

How did Jesus convince his disiples?

Why do humans like sexual imagery so much, even when we have never committed a sexual act?

Why is there so much swearing the the movie Rush?

Why do people STILL use PS3's?

Why isn't TPB banned yet? I mean the NSA has got to have the power to do it, right?

Why don't they just kill Benedict Cumberbatch at the end of the last Star Trek movie?

Why is everyone so hyped for the new Star Wars film when the last time everyone got hyped you panned a movie that wasn't that bad?

Why are all shows on Cartoon Network addictive?

EDIT: Answering the new five questions...
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
What is that?

What is love?
Baby don't hurt me.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop?
What is that?

If a tree falls down and no one's around, does it still make a sound?
Yes.

Who is this 4Chan?
I have no idea.

Edited 10/24/2015 02:09:30
Age Old Questions.: 10/24/2015 02:27:17


The Man Who'd Buy Spain
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Why are Halo games never censored for nudity?

Cortana doesn't have the tits.

Why doesn't everyone use Gmail, when it seems to work better than everything else?

That is a good question.

Why was everyone (especially me) so hyped about Windows 10?

You'd think people would have learned from the past.

Why the long face?

I'm a horse.

Why are stupid meme images so funny?

Why is Worms such a good game, even though we all know it sucks? It's so stupid it's funny.

Why are all the old Batman movies bad, and the new ones good?

Old Batman movies had the budget of a Power Rangers episode.

Who decided that planting wheat was a good idea?

Whoever found out that flour can make bread.

How did Jesus convince his disciples?

Well, none of them were particularly rich. That, and the Holy Spirit works with things like that. I don't think it says the Spirit touched them, but meh. Plus, while on their travels, he has proven to them time and again that he ain't no normal mortal. He is also wise.

Why do humans like sexual imagery so much, even when we have never committed a sexual act?

Nature works like that.

Why is there so much swearing the the movie Rush?

I don't know.

Why do people STILL use PS3's?

Because people are beginning to smarten up and not buy a next-gen console.

Why isn't TPB banned yet? I mean the NSA has got to have the power to do it, right?

What's TPB?

Why don't they just kill Benedict Cumberbatch at the end of the last Star Trek movie?

Why should they?

Why is everyone so hyped for the new Star Wars film when the last time everyone got hyped you panned a movie that wasn't that bad?

When a "bad" popular movie comes out, people will just complain about it until they buy tickets for the sequel.

Why are all shows on Cartoon Network addictive?

What Cartoon Network do you watch? I will agree that there are some good new-gen shows, but many from the previous two decades that were addictive are now gone (Foster's Home, Teen Titans, Kids Next Door, Invader Zim, etc.), , or are played during adult swim because now we can't show cartoons that resemble humans getting beaten and killed with weapons (The original Naruto).
Age Old Questions.: 10/24/2015 02:47:00


Thomas 633
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Why are Halo games never censored for nudity?

Cortana doesn't have the tits. (but whoever the hell reviews games for rating shouldn't care about that...)

Why doesn't everyone use Gmail, when it seems to work better than everything else?

That is a good question. (thankyou)

Why was everyone (especially me) so hyped about Windows 10?

You'd think people would have learned from the past. (It's a choice between a rock, and a reasonably ok place. Or linux.)

Why the long face?

I'm a horse. (The Man Who'd Buy Spain plays Good Answer! Respect stat increases by 50!)

Why are stupid meme images so funny?

Why is Worms such a good game, even though we all know it sucks? It's so stupid it's funny. (thanks for the tip, might get a iso for ePSXe from one of the games, any reccomendations?)

Why are all the old Batman movies bad, and the new ones good?

Old Batman movies had the budget of a Power Rangers episode. (like 125 million dollars?)

Who decided that planting wheat was a good idea?

Whoever found out that flour can make bread. But who the hell finds a strange plant they can't eat, then decides to grind it, and mix it with salt and water, then bake it for a bit?)

How did Jesus convince his disciples?

Well, none of them were particularly rich. That, and the Holy Spirit works with things like that. I don't think it says the Spirit touched them, but meh. Plus, while on their travels, he has proven to them time and again that he ain't no normal mortal. He is also wise. (fair, although I'm not Christian)

Why do humans like sexual imagery so much, even when we have never committed a sexual act?

Nature works like that. (why?)

Why is there so much swearing the the movie Rush?

I don't know. (watch it. Except for all the r rated stuff, its a good film)

Why do people STILL use PS3's?

Because people are beginning to smarten up and not buy a next-gen console. (fair, although I like my One.)

Why isn't TPB banned yet? I mean the NSA has got to have the power to do it, right?

What's TPB? (The Pirate Bay)

Why don't they just kill Benedict Cumberbatch at the end of the last Star Trek movie?

Why should they? (Because he just killed about 10,000 people with a spaceship)

Why is everyone so hyped for the new Star Wars film when the last time everyone got hyped you panned a movie that wasn't that bad?

When a "bad" popular movie comes out, people will just complain about it until they buy tickets for the sequel. (fair)

Why are all shows on Cartoon Network addictive?

What Cartoon Network do you watch? I will agree that there are some good new-gen shows, but many from the previous two decades that were addictive are now gone (Foster's Home, Teen Titans, Kids Next Door, Invader Zim, etc.), , or are played during adult swim because now we can't show cartoons that resemble humans getting beaten and killed with weapons (The original Naruto). (my fault, I should have clarified. We get a few of the Cartoon Network shows on free television (Teen Titans Go, Adventure Time, Regular Show are the three I can think of) and they tend to be on after school on weekdays)
Age Old Questions.: 10/24/2015 16:23:36

DanWL 
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To be, or not to be?

To be.
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