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Seeking Assistant Manager: 8/27/2015 17:25:37


QueefBalls
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Sup Dudes and Dudettes,

The Poon Squad is currently seeking a player to help manage the clan. If you're interested in helping run one of the most active clans on Warlight (#3 overall in total points in the last 30 days, #7 overall in average poinnts in the last 30 days), please send me a message with the following:

1. Funny game names for 5 different maps.
2. 3 things you would do to improve the Poon Squad
3. Your ideal settings for a multi day game
4. Number of territories you think a map should have for an 8v8 game
5. What you will do to maintain our alliances with the following clans: Lu Fredd, Clam Clan, Super Cute Marshmallow Gumdrop Warriors. Please write 1 paragraph for each clan.
6. What your clan title would be. Must be a reference to "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia."
7. What you would bring to the clan that we couldn't get from anyone else.

I look forward to hearing from you.

Your friend and brother in Warlight,
QueefBalls
Seeking Assistant Manager: 8/27/2015 17:29:10


knyte 
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More importantly, #3 in terms of median points in the past 30 days by recently active players. Meaning the average Poon Squad player you'll encounter is a very active player- almost as active as the average VS or [WG] player.
Seeking Assistant Manager: 8/27/2015 18:04:37


Pooncrew 
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Youll never replace me queef
Seeking Assistant Manager: 8/27/2015 20:19:34


Tyrion Lannister
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Those numbers dont represent real skill, though; pooncrew wouldn't even play a multi day game with me on any boot time under 12 hours.

and most of there real time games have boot times under 2 minutes.

they don't play, they boot.
Seeking Assistant Manager: 8/27/2015 20:32:56


QueefBalls
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@Tyrion all official poon squad games have boot times of 1 day with varying bank times. Some of us play real time games, usually with 1 minute boots. We make all joining players well aware of the boot times when they join.
Seeking Assistant Manager: 8/27/2015 20:39:38


knyte 
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QueefBalls, do you by chance have a list of Poon Squad tournaments? I want to see if your boot policy makes win-by-boot scenarios significantly more likely.
Seeking Assistant Manager: 8/27/2015 21:40:47


Pooncrew 
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Ill play you any time Tyrion
Seeking Assistant Manager: 8/27/2015 22:05:59


ChrisCMU 
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Why are you looking externally and not internally?

I mean if I wanted help in WG (assuming Ineffable quit, who is the co-manager), why would I ask random non-WG player to help run it and not someone in WG?
Seeking Assistant Manager: 8/27/2015 22:07:32


OxTheAutist 
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Poon Squad have an odd tendency to forget they have a Clan Forum.
Seeking Assistant Manager: 8/27/2015 22:10:32


Benjamin628 
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Those numbers dont represent real skill, though; pooncrew wouldn't even play a multi day game with me on any boot time under 12 hours.

and most of there real time games have boot times under 2 minutes.

they don't play, they boot.


PC played in my 3 day boot 1v1 round robin...
Seeking Assistant Manager: 8/27/2015 23:54:58


Pooncrew 
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Tyrions just trolling
Seeking Assistant Manager: 8/27/2015 23:55:19


Potatoe
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Wouldn't mind taking over Pooncrew.. For a week and quit and re-join 101st.

I think I would do a pretty good job :)
Seeking Assistant Manager: 8/28/2015 15:32:59


Dr. Stupid 
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I'm with ChrisCMU on this one...

There is no denying you have a very active clan. To achieve that level of activity, there has to be a certain level of commitment or "buy-in" by almost every single player. Surely with that level of dedication, I would think you would already have someone willing and capable in house. Besides, if someone external took over, then they would have to think of yet another sexual innuendo to change their name too and you guys have already taken all the good ones.

And really Pooncrew? You leave the Poonsquad?...to join Darklords?
Seeking Assistant Manager: 8/28/2015 15:39:56


Potatoe
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I thought it was a good fall to leave Pooncrew to join darklords?
Seeking Assistant Manager: 8/28/2015 15:52:29


Fc Bayern
Level 63
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Darklords?! ^^
Seeking Assistant Manager: 8/28/2015 23:30:36


Benjamin628 
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I agree with Stupid and Chris
Seeking Assistant Manager: 8/29/2015 00:43:37


Genghis 
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Hey let's make this thread a big meme. I'll caption it!

"When you need a new Assistant Manager
But you're the Poon Squad"
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