*a girl greets a strange-looking man as he enters the bar to sit next to her*
Girl : Hey, you're my tinder, right?
Guy : *burp* Uhhh, yeah?
Girl : Oh cool. What's your favorite war?
*moment of silence*
Girl : So... are you going to buy me a drink? What kind of Crassus do I have to hump for a tequila?
Guy : I'm broke and eat Taco Bell and play video games for a job 25/8/366 Mtn Dew Doritos Get Rekt M8.
*the video pauses as it's heavily tinted with white, and the video fades slightly and turns into a background as a guy in a suit walks into the middle of the screen*
Suit Guy : Wow, that Girl got stuck with a douchebag! Luckily, there's an alternative to all of those pisspoor dating sites! Introducing...
Suit Guy : Warlight.net! On Warlight.net, you can find plenty of guys and girls who share your interests! Particularly, people who enjoy military history, simple mathematics and top-down views of real world and fantasy maps.
*an elderly couple appears on screen in an interview setting*
Old Guy (presumably married to this slut) : We met on Warlight.net and... well...
Old Woman (presumably a slut) : He knocked me up and we've been married for 5 years ever since!
*suit guy comes back into front and center*
Suit Guy : Look at that, a perfect couple! And they met on Warlight.net, the best dating site in the world!
*the girl from the bar is seen with a new guy that is not as creepy*
Girl from earlier : Wow, this new guy knows what I'm talking about when I say I want him to Mark Antony my Cleopatra! Thanks warlight.net!WARLIGHT.NET : MAKING CONNECTIONS