Yar, dude. She's pretty good at it too. :-)

Her account name is "ALE".

Ahahaha... I see what you did there.

The presence of seven year olds on this site would explain quite a few things, especially my perceived improvement as a player.

i like how this forum gains popularity :)

haha. Even so, i am a girl too, and i like this game, not because ths strategy things or other , because i have the opurtunity to speak with strangers in any language.

You're welcome (in a very small way) for that.

Also, I feel that there are girls on this site (PPB) but not that many.

*a girl greets a strange-looking man as he enters the bar to sit next to her*



Girl : Hey, you're my tinder, right?
Guy : *burp* Uhhh, yeah?
Girl : Oh cool. What's your favorite war?

*moment of silence*

Girl : So... are you going to buy me a drink? What kind of Crassus do I have to hump for a tequila?
Guy : I'm broke and eat Taco Bell and play video games for a job 25/8/366 Mtn Dew Doritos Get Rekt M8.

*the video pauses as it's heavily tinted with white, and the video fades slightly and turns into a background as a guy in a suit walks into the middle of the screen*



Suit Guy : Wow, that Girl got stuck with a douchebag! Luckily, there's an alternative to all of those pisspoor dating sites! Introducing...

*dramatic pause*

Suit Guy : Warlight.net! On Warlight.net, you can find plenty of guys and girls who share your interests! Particularly, people who enjoy military history, simple mathematics and top-down views of real world and fantasy maps.

*an elderly couple appears on screen in an interview setting*



Old Guy (presumably married to this slut) : We met on Warlight.net and... well...

Old Woman (presumably a slut) : He knocked me up and we've been married for 5 years ever since!

*suit guy comes back into front and center*

Suit Guy : Look at that, a perfect couple! And they met on Warlight.net, the best dating site in the world!

*the girl from the bar is seen with a new guy that is not as creepy*

Girl from earlier : Wow, this new guy knows what I'm talking about when I say I want him to Mark Antony my Cleopatra! Thanks warlight.net!

WARLIGHT.NET : MAKING CONNECTIONS

10/10 Would use Warlight.net as my dating site....

Only...Soon its going to be warzone....

So they are going to commit suicide to avoid the wrath of the man who would create a great empire?

wait there are seven year olds here and i can't even beat them ;~;

indeed



Edited 8/10/2015 12:16:35

I don't care if a seven-year old beats me in Warlight, because there are games which I find stupider that they could be playing.

but that's a shot to my pride man how can i live if i lose to a child.

maybe you lose because you are a Girl ... :D

i lost because i'm a girl does that mean i have less skill since i'm a girl and if i get a SEX CHANGE TO A GUY I'LL GAIN MORE SKILL?

Edited 8/10/2015 12:33:11

so your a sexist AND a racist?

nice joke ^^

Listen.

PBS mentioned Warlight for a second. there's a forum on it now, discussing how to advertise Warlight.