Queef brings up a perfectly valid statistic and you go for the old "math joke" burn. When in reality calculus and geometry are equally as useless to 90% of people in the real world. If anything, geometry has MORE real world applications.

Also not sure why you're attacking our clan's skill. Probably just jealousy that Queef is higher level than you and you've been on here 2 years longer

Your argument that some random Poon Squad player that nobody knows should get the same respect as Fridge is crazy talk.

At any rate, if every person who quit warlight posted a good bye thread on here, we'd need a forum dedicated just to retirements. So no, I don't think we need one every time. Now if he posted a warlight related reason (like I am sick of the spam on the forums, or the RT ladder is broken, or whatever it is)...then it might have been noteworthy to the community. Anyway, there is no point debating the merit of this. Just don't say all retirements are equal.

I've never heard of Fridge, so he can't possibly be that important.

CHOO CHOO! THE FREIGHT TRAIN IS ROLLING OUT!

Dingle, i play at most 5 games a week, all roleplaying. I used to be competitive, but that was for fun and i never really excelled in ladder. I used to play more games, but it's exhausting to do the same moves over and over across 50 games. Once o got to level 47, i just stopped caring and focused on making scenarios. Level doesn't mean anything.

Math is practically impracticable for an average worker, and its equations can be hard to get what your inputs are for a given scenario. You're entirely missing the point i was making with that. In warlight terms :

A 90% 8v8 is way cruddier than 65% in 2v2.

Fridge put more thought and contribution into a single thread than you will in your warlight forum lifetime.

I bet fridge wouldn't have been too scared to face the Poon Squad in 8v8.

Anyway, 8v8 and 2v2 are completely different games. That's like bragging you're better at kickball to someone who's better at baseball. Some of us like playing and strategizing with friends, you should try some time.

I dont think respect is something you earn on a videogame fellas...

ITT: People feeding the troll

I challenge the Poon Squad to either:

1v1: Me vs PC or QB - Strat 1 Med Earth
2v2: Me and Poseidonas vs PC & QB - Strat 2 Final Earth
3v3: Top 3 from my clan vs Top 3 from Poon Squad Europe
5v5: Top 5 from my clan vs Top 5 from Poon Squad Rise of Rome

We could do 5v5 as long as there's:

Light fog
1 day boot
1 starting position each
neutral territories no higher than 1
Airlift cards only

Ya roleplaying takes so much skill...

Roleplaying requires metagame, which is technically a lot more skilful within its proper domain.

Ya because pretending requires a lot of skill

Pretending is a common maneuver in normal strat 1v1s, as in pretending to have a bonus.

Just stop feeding these trolls. They're immature morons. Just let this idiot go Genghis, it isn't worth it. Just because they think God blessed their balls doesn't mean their balls are actually blessed, and we all know it.

Edited 5/19/2015 19:18:07

^ I guess you can say they're pretty skilled at pretending.

My balls are blessed by God. The priest said so.

PS Genghis role playing requires like 1 percent of the skill of an OPSG (Official Poon Squad Game).

Yeah, roleplaying while masturbating is pretty unnecessary.

Slow clap for that one brother. Gotta say that's a good one