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So Long Warlight: 5/18/2015 17:40:26


Mr. Slippyfist
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To my fellow lighters of war:

These past few months have been a crazy experience. I remember vividly the first time Pooncrew mentioned Warlight to me. I was skeptical, but gave it a try anyway.

I was hooked. I was like a junkie, constantly chasing that next high. It was the same feeling I had after losing my virginity. I ate, slept, and breathed Airlift cards, light fog, and westeros maps.

Unfortunately, life circumstances have changed and I'll be unable to continue playing at the capacity I'd like. I feel it would be a disservice to the community, and especially my clan, to half-ass it. So I'm leaving.

First and foremost, I'd like to thank the Poon Squad. Most of my memories are of plowing enemies with you guys, and you've truly taught me what brotherhood is all about, and served as a constant reminder to not take life too seriously. I may never again read about the American Revolution without thinking of the games we played on that map, usually titled "The Cum Shot Heard Round the World." When life gets me down, I'll still be able to live by the Poon Squad's credo: "Just Plow."

Finally, I'd like to thank all the Poon Squad haters for reminding me that while there may be bozos out there who don't like who you are, you gotta just plow through that resistance and remind yourself that "those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind."

So with those words of wisdom I leave you all. Good luck in the real world. Some of you are gonna need it.

Poon on!

-Slippy
So Long Warlight: 5/18/2015 17:43:23


QueefBalls
Level 59
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Sad to see you go brother. It was fun plowing with you.
So Long Warlight: 5/18/2015 17:54:04


TheJewishRajj
Level 14
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i will miss you my good freind
So Long Warlight: 5/18/2015 18:04:57


Жұқтыру
Level 55
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Good riddance to crudeness friends who sniff up drugs.
So Long Warlight: 5/18/2015 18:08:43


Pooncrew 
Level 60
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Grow up kapy
So Long Warlight: 5/18/2015 22:35:31


Jefferspin 
Level 61
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I can't believe that after all this time you are finally leaving. I feel like December was only a few months ago. Warlight won't be the same without you.
So Long Warlight: 5/18/2015 22:37:22


Genghis 
Level 54
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^Sarcasm : Pass it on
So Long Warlight: 5/18/2015 22:40:26


ChrisCMU 
Level 60
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Yeah, rule of thumb if you have not been here a year, don't post some farewell thread.
So Long Warlight: 5/18/2015 22:51:33


QueefBalls
Level 59
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The freight train is rolling out of the station fellas. Have some respect.
So Long Warlight: 5/18/2015 23:20:48


Genghis 
Level 54
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Respect for what? This is just shitposting. I never even met this guy till this post. He hasn't even been here for a year. Forgive me for not having any judgment for him except that he's poonsquad.
So Long Warlight: 5/18/2015 23:28:27


Жұқтыру
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^
So Long Warlight: 5/19/2015 01:02:30


ChrisCMU 
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Same here, never heard of this player.
So Long Warlight: 5/19/2015 01:47:28


QueefBalls
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Guarantee you Pooncrew never heard of those other bozos who retired recently but he wished them well anyway. Slippy deserves as much respect as they do.
So Long Warlight: 5/19/2015 02:15:14


Жұқтыру
Level 55
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No, he said "If your interested in joining the poon squad shoot me a message"
So Long Warlight: 5/19/2015 02:40:00


QueefBalls
Level 59
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That was his way of honoring him. Being asked to join the Poon Squad is the highest honor a Warlight player can receive
So Long Warlight: 5/19/2015 02:43:30


Pooncrew 
Level 60
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No respect for the freight train?
So Long Warlight: 5/19/2015 03:37:00


ChristophU
Level 56
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I think becoming Fizzer would be a greater honor.
So Long Warlight: 5/19/2015 03:40:26


Nex
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That was his way of honoring him. Being asked to join the Poon Squad is the highest honor a Warlight player can receive


You should join clan league
So Long Warlight: 5/19/2015 03:47:27


Genghis 
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Poon Squad, you seem to think the forums revolve around you.

They actually revolve around :

Political arguments, fizzer's comments and skilled players' comments.

Skilled also takes into account general reputation and veteran status.

I remember after roughly 3 months of Forum, i had all the big names down. Need help disseminating these interesting folk? Look at older posts.
So Long Warlight: 5/19/2015 07:13:31

MrHymen
Level 56
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Pointless post as people don't know who you are and it shouldn't be in general. This should be in your own clan forums.

Fizzer, be a good idea to delete this thread.
So Long Warlight: 5/19/2015 11:06:16


QueefBalls
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MrCherry, I don't remember you saying that when that .run guy retired. If he can make a retirement thread, slippy can too.

Genghis, Slippy won 75% of the games he ever played in. That's an extremely high win percentage for any competition. Again, show some respect for the freight train
So Long Warlight: 5/19/2015 11:14:13


Mudderducker 
Level 57
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Anyone can make a retirement thread, the interest is what counts.

Bye bye whoever you are.
So Long Warlight: 5/19/2015 11:16:31


Benjamin628 
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So Long Warlight: 5/19/2015 13:02:13


DingleberryJones
Level 52
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"And now his poon has ended." -JRR Tolkien
So Long Warlight: 5/19/2015 13:06:05


Genghis 
Level 54
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QB, I'd rather see a 70 in a Calculus class than a 95 in geometry. I doubt you guys ever played with opponents who weren't booted or relatively well.
So Long Warlight: 5/19/2015 13:08:25


DingleberryJones
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Genghis you seem like you don't go outside very often
So Long Warlight: 5/19/2015 13:10:39


QueefBalls
Level 59
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Genghis we're down for an 8v8 any time you want.
So Long Warlight: 5/19/2015 13:13:14


Genghis 
Level 54
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Dingle, on what ground do you base this on. ... text on an Internet Forum is about as meaningless as your clan.
So Long Warlight: 5/19/2015 13:14:26


Genghis 
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@qb 8v8s are no measure of any sort of strategic skill, especially way you play them.
So Long Warlight: 5/19/2015 13:20:18


QueefBalls
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Sorry we think playing with friends is more fun brother. Just because we play different games doesn't mean anything when it comes to skill level. Apples and oranges.
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