These past few months have been a crazy experience. I remember vividly the first time Pooncrew mentioned Warlight to me. I was skeptical, but gave it a try anyway.
I was hooked. I was like a junkie, constantly chasing that next high. It was the same feeling I had after losing my virginity. I ate, slept, and breathed Airlift cards, light fog, and westeros maps.
Unfortunately, life circumstances have changed and I'll be unable to continue playing at the capacity I'd like. I feel it would be a disservice to the community, and especially my clan, to half-ass it. So I'm leaving.
First and foremost, I'd like to thank the Poon Squad. Most of my memories are of plowing enemies with you guys, and you've truly taught me what brotherhood is all about, and served as a constant reminder to not take life too seriously. I may never again read about the American Revolution without thinking of the games we played on that map, usually titled "The Cum Shot Heard Round the World." When life gets me down, I'll still be able to live by the Poon Squad's credo: "Just Plow."
Finally, I'd like to thank all the Poon Squad haters for reminding me that while there may be bozos out there who don't like who you are, you gotta just plow through that resistance and remind yourself that "those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind."
So with those words of wisdom I leave you all. Good luck in the real world. Some of you are gonna need it.