We have some really funny ones in this game, so I thought I'd start a collection. I am inviting everyone to add to it and amuse the public!

Raffle is rigged
The mods win raffles more frequently than non-mods because they have rigged the odds.

SEAD is rigged
Players with higher QM rating receive weaker picks. A variation of this theory claims the exact opposite.

WR is rigged
Usually paired with the proposition that higher level players or/and members receive better odds.

Manual dist is rigged
Frequently presented with the idea that if you make only three picks (on a three picks template), you are more likely to receive your choices.

The moon is made of cheese!
Which is of course total nonsense, because everyone knows the moon doesn't exist at all and is just a projection made by NASA.

#blameJK
Any adversities in the observable universe are a direct consequence of intentional behaviour of the player JK_3.

Games are uneven by design
Some players who do not understand how income is calculated occasionally call their opponent "cheater". Frequently goes hand in hand with huge expansional advantage of the other player.

Edited 7/25/2025 15:52:08

I thought the Moon was just the back of the Sun.

Call of Duty: Warzone
Apparently it should be renamed to Notification: Warzone. Much straight forward calling it a notification from Fizzer rather than a duty call.

Kurdistan49 is alexclusive
My friend raised in the ranks so rapidly (crossed 2000 MTL within a year of account creation) that I was repeatedly accused of having made him up and created him as an alt.

Speaking of:

WHO IS TRUTH DRANGON???

Crescent is tornado
Comparable to the above. However, the case in favor of this theory is supported by somewhat similar conversation style, play speed and template preferences.

Manual dist is rigged Pt2
Frequently presented with the idea that if you make only three picks (on a three picks template), you are more likely to receive a wastelanded pick.

Theory: There are really only about 100 people who play Warzone, everyone else are just alts of those 100.

Bodski is Texx's dad
Supported by remarkably close and familiar behaviour of the two players in question, despite large age, skill and personality differences.

alexclusive sees through the fog
This is due to his amazing analysis and prediction skills

Tournament type affects individual outcome of the matches

Some sources claim that if the tournament is single elimination, you are twice more likely to lose at semi finals compared to double elimination.

Clan League officials can see the state of your games while they're ongoing
In fact, we all know Clan League doesn't exist!

Fizzer and Mercer are brothers
Not sure when this was suggested, but it was about 9 years ago. Not true, obviously

Game outcomes can be changed

There is a RaffleBot Fact about an old match titled "The Impaller vs the world". It originally claimed The Impaller won.

However the Fact was later changed to state the community won. And the match now reflects this, as you can see for yourself:
https://www.warzone.com/MultiPlayer?GameID=1261447

This suggests game outcomes can be changed retroactively. I believe this is how alexclusive managed to beat me in Clan League.

Edited 7/26/2025 14:31:52

Phakh Gokhn came back as Eternity aka Harmony

A theory proposed by LF on multiple occasions, with convincing evidence but no definitive proof.
However, much of the community seems to agree that Harmony is indeed the next emanation of Phakh.

Rumor has it he still has fun with Hawks.

Strongest one so far!

Every german alt is myhand

While the young ones might not remember, there was a time on warzone where every unknown, but good, German player was suspected of being myhandisonfire's alt

42 is Rex Imperator
Impossible, JK, impossible.

min34 is short

this isnt actually a myth