Heh America has been in a near constant state of war since it's founding
So has many countries.
we make people disappear
You think this is something special? Ask China...
we have had flying death robots since the 90s
Can it really compete with the KillDeath500s that I have in my basement? No.
we are the best economically
Arguable.
we have 11 aircraft carriers
Ditto KillDeath500. 11 won't stand a chance against 500.
we can bomb places that oppose us and nobody does anything
Poor diplomacy players. China has the same selection.
we invaded North Africa in 1805
With Sweden.
we are the one country that ever used nuclear weapons in a war
There is something like 100 countries with probable resources to build a nuke.
we are virtually unopposed by any country in the western hemisphere
Yeah, America is the strongest country in the Western hemisphere, around 3x stronger than the runner-up, Brazil.
we have military basesacross the world
I have military bases all over the world. I bribed the Italians, and from there I went to France and Spain, and from there I expanded to the rest of the world. Look underground your borough; you might find a base of mine.
we bought most of our land (or paid for it in some way)
Point?
we have fried chicken.
Ghana has been having fried chicken since antiquity.