Okay so I got a kick out of reading all the drama on this forum a month or so ago, it was great.
I now come back since uni's finished for the year, and it's turned into a poetry competition. I love warzone forums.

@LND
one does not simply
come back and comment
without also promptly
offering some vomit (translation: poetry)

welcome back indeed
but now obligations
a poem from you we need

[last line intentionally omitted, b/c that's my style]

Is this a poetry forum now?
lalalalala oh wow
What happened to MH?
Get them out of the cage.

is 'the cage' code for 'the matrix'? are we all in 'the cage'?

he did turn down the role of Neo after all . . .


https://winteriscoming.net/2022/04/22/why-nicolas-cage-turned-down-the-matrix-and-lord-of-the-rings/#:~:text=in%20your%20browser.-,Nicolas%20Cage%20turned%20down%20The%20Matrix%20and%20The%20Lord%20of,but%20he%20turned%20it%20down.

The M'Hunters imploded
The Furies did too
The world exploded
And Nauz still lives at the zoo

warlight was better,
it's cold and I need a sweater,
some of you need a spelling checker,
Nicholas cage is hot as a cayenne pepper

Blue Dragons and Myth Busters
Of both I need the rosters
But who is the real dragon clan?
I need to decide of which I am the fan

EDIT: somehow I read the whole time the blue dragons instead of blue devils

Edited 12/1/2022 20:20:17

welcome back indeed
but now obligations
a poem from you we need

My dear krinid, I am so very sorry.
I didn't mean to cause you to worry!
To atone for my transgression,
I offer up this confession,
And ask you to accept this story.

Edited 12/6/2022 13:23:19