* access to the wisdom of 500 IQ mensa level members who are godlike in all of their moves * the only female in the history of warzone that has a registered account is in our clan (may be trans btw) * more free premium currency each season and other idle benefits then whatever clan you're in (myth busters and m'hunters members are banned from posting in this thread) * occasional sexual harassment * I don't know I wanted to have a 5th bullet point

You won't get an offer like this ever again, probably, maybe, actually I will spam you very likely if you're an active clan wars player. Make sure to leave your clan riiiiight now and join Prime to have the best experience physically, spiritually and psychologically possible

* access to the wisdom of 500 IQ mensa level members who are godlike in all of their moves

Let's double-check this. You have a 69-dimensional sphere, 70 points on the sphere are randomly chosen (uniform distribution). What is the probability that the convex hull of these 70 points contains the centre of the sphere?

It's recruiting but it's not Open because you can't Open a clan that has 40+ members. If you want an invite, you should mail NEET King and ask for one, because he can't turn on the "Join" button.

I know clans on this site are implemented in a confusing way, but for any player who like being active and creative I would strongly recommend joining a clan (by invite, avoid Open Clans like vegan chili!) because it's where the actual communities on this site tend to form, and being in a community with people you enjoy playing with, talking to, and learning from is a night-and-day difference in the game experience. It's why I've stuck around for so long.

You have a 69-dimensional sphere, 70 points on the sphere are randomly chosen (uniform distribution). What is the probability that the convex hull of these 70 points contains the centre of the sphere?

Uh. Uh. Uh. I know it. It is probably Fish&Chips. Or that other one. Cupcakes. Cupcakes. That's it! Hah!

@Cata Cauda We have potentially, possibly, one woman that you could perhaps, most likely, never have sex with. This person may be transgender (haven't verified) but it's better than nothing. As the other clans don't have this (100% male) you could say that we have an advantage in this unique way. How desperate you are is how much of a selling point this is. I'm trying to appeal to a wide crowd here...