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I cant get away from him: 1/28/2022 04:06:16


MrTrolldemort
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Guys I have a confession to make...

I am JK.

My sincerest apology to my fellow discovery member for the deception.

I'll go visit Knyte in WZ jail and play a bit of idle with him :)
I cant get away from him: 1/28/2022 04:33:05


l4v.r0v 
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Idle? More like I'd rather not, amirite?
Idle? More like just dull, amirite?
Idle? More like why-dle, amirite?
Idle? More like buydle, amirite?
Idle? More like I'd like to discuss the cynicism and moral bankruptcy of this entire genre since incremental games started as a satire of subscription games extending play time through sheer grinding but took off as profitable perversions of the initial parody, preying on the vulnerabilities of human decision-making and time-management to trap its own players in endless cycles of pointless frustration, where they wait hours on end to get to make a few meaningless clicks so they can see meaningless numbers go up on a screen, all the in the hope that these players (far too often kids playing mobile games with mommy's credit card or chronically dopamine-deficient neuro-divergent people) get so addicted to the small, randomly-timed dopamine hits (from a deliberately imbalanced and sloppy game) that they are eventually willing to spend actually money to speed up the game and get to the good part. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7khbIR-WQIw) Except there is no good part, is there? There is no fulfillment or learning or development or growth, is there? There is only the fleeting sense of fulfillment, little less than a full moment, until the next meaningless mission emerges. There is only the grind. You are spending your time and eventually your money, indefinitely, without any achievable objective or sense of real progression, not toward enjoying the game but in the pursuit of having to play less and less of it. That's really the player end goal of any profit-motivated idle game: to play the game less and less. Which suggests it's all simply


How about a nice game of ̶w̶̶̶ͪ̒a̶r̶z̶̶̶͑ͯo̶n̶̶̶̶̉ͬ͗e̶҉̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̡͕̞̮̗͓ ̶c̶l̶̵̶a̶s̶̶̗s̶̶̞í̶̶̶̶̶̶̶͓̩͎̯͡c̶̶̷̶̶̶̶̶̶͙̦̤̣͠͝ Warlight?


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Edited 1/28/2022 04:51:19
I cant get away from him: 1/28/2022 08:44:42


UnFairerOrb76 
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you get to idel when u complete every community single player level and the offical ones
I cant get away from him: 1/28/2022 08:46:40


UnFairerOrb76 
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3 - UFO I hear JK has no presence on COD WZ


how would u know that. have you been playing on the ENEMY's game. hmmmmmm
I cant get away from him: 1/28/2022 10:10:23


UnFairerOrb76 
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also let me use this thread to say that my notifications are still giving TLA thread ones even when I left and now I cant get rid of them.

tho fizzer is apparently going to come to the rescue and save me
I cant get away from him: 1/28/2022 10:20:51


krinid 
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Okay, I'll serve out the punishment. Quick question though- how do I get to Idle?

I got you covered ... here's how you get Idle:
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.warzoneidle&hl=en_CA&gl=US
I cant get away from him: 1/28/2022 10:27:13


UnFairerOrb76 
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ive never had the app is there anything special about it????
I cant get away from him: 1/28/2022 10:30:31


krinid 
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If you use the main app already, you don't need it.

The only thing 'special' about it is that l4v's Idle blocking script has no power over it, so he can't pretend to not know how to get to Idle. (;
I cant get away from him: 1/28/2022 10:34:07


UnFairerOrb76 
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lol true
I cant get away from him: 1/28/2022 11:53:23


UnFairerOrb76 
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Just want to link this together for more JK_3 revelations

https://www.warzone.com/Forum/602279?Offset=0#Reply

i shall never sleep well again
I cant get away from him: 1/28/2022 11:56:43


JK_3 
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I'll send you a goodnight hug on discord each day so you can sleep better!

I cant get away from him: 1/28/2022 11:58:46


UnFairerOrb76 
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*backs away slowly*
I cant get away from him: 1/28/2022 12:34:16


111
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*literally runs*
I cant get away from him: 1/28/2022 12:35:32


UnFairerOrb76 
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*trips*
I cant get away from him: 1/28/2022 12:39:26


JK_3 
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dont run in the swimming pool kids!
I cant get away from him: 1/28/2022 12:49:12


111
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*kicks JK while on the ground*
(imagine your back is on the ground, and then JK is in front of you and you kick your feet like a baby so that JK still gets kicked, as if you are a toddler when mom told you she won't buy you literally your dream game)
I cant get away from him: 1/28/2022 13:00:25


UnFairerOrb76 
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Fortnite!
I cant get away from him: 1/28/2022 20:11:37


l4v.r0v 
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here's how you get Idle
Thanks! Unfortunately my router doesn't let me install that app :(
I cant get away from him: 1/28/2022 20:18:43


berdan131
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Your router has authority over your life?

Poor knyte ; (
I cant get away from him: 1/28/2022 20:38:38


καλλιστηι 
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Am I the only person who used to play with the old calculator?
1) Type a number
2) hit -
3) hit = Now the number decreases by 1.
4) Repeat 3) until hit 0.
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