> You ain't a celebrity bro. You're just an angry child. An angry child who is about to lose a season in Clan Wars :)

No one said I was a celebrity. I have however played this game for nearly a decade, and any long-term player who uses the forums absolutely knows who I am. I'm as well known as a player on this game can be.

As for angry child, yeah, whatever.

I'm 32, I have two Master's Degrees, go try and throw shade at someone who gives a shit. I'm not getting into a fight with some whiny child who throws playground insults at someone they don't know a fucking thing about.

> Especially if he isn't going to do the one thing he was brought on to do.

I don't seem to have any problem winning in Clan War:



Feel free to talk shit, but only after you start this season 16-2 in 1v1's.

If you want to actually back up your bullshit, you can join Strat 1v1, or either of the voted templates that the community will add to the pool, instead of small earth the template your whole clan seems to play in a sad attempt to avoid playing competent players. That or you can keep dodging like the rest of your clan so that you can keep getting matched vs noobs in an effort to win; it'll make it sweeter when you still lose despite the cheap tactics that way.

> No idea why the MASTER clan doesn't just throw this guy under the bus. They could easily, and it would save their reputation. But instead, they let this guy drag their name through the mud every day lmao. And for what? To win a season of Clan Wars?

Imagine talking this much shit about someone you know nothing about.

You having a problem with a few posts I made hardly equates to me destroying Masters, or even my, reputation. I've played the game since 2012. I'm not some new player that was a gamble to play ClanWars. I was invited to Python the same day I joined Master, I've never had any shortage of friends on this game. You're not one of them. That's cool, but it's not going to cost me any sleep.

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ITT Nauz saying that people should be able to listen to criticism without letting their emotions get in the way of hearing the message - proceeds to respond emotionally to every post directed at him.

Responding to nonsense with logic is hardly the same as being incapable of finding merit in criticism Beren.

I definitely have the bad habit of responding to things I shouldn't, not denying that, but that's hardly the same as responding in an irrational manner.

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Love the enthusiasm dude. The MASTER clan must love how much you damage their name every chance you get. 10 minutes man. That's the next timeslot of Clan Wars.

I couldn't care less if you don't respect quickmatch players :P . We've never seen you and don't care for you. We're happy doing our thing and happy to beat you when you try to come to our turf.

10 minutes. Be there :)

> I couldn't care less if you don't respect quickmatch players :P

My quickmatch rating is higher than yours, I just play real templates.

Play real templates and get opponents like this:

https://www.warzone.com/MultiPlayer?GameID=26924465
https://www.warzone.com/MultiPlayer?GameID=26919511

My last two QM games, both vs Bechaa, who'd beat you every game blindfolded. You are a member of a very small pond, where you play with minnows.

Bechaa's a "quickmatch player", got nothing respect for him. Not considering you good has much more to do with your infatuation with small earth than anything about quickmatch. Quickmatch is a great way to do just what the name suggests, quickly get games to play and kill time with.

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Gentlemen, I want to thank you all for the most enlightening conversation!

Observing how the mismatch in communication standard has been informative.

It appears to me, that there are at least 2 a priori sets of assumptions presented in this discussion as to what constitutes appropriate philosophical standards in communication, and that they have some mutually exclusive components, or at least appear to on a surface level.

Am I wrong?

If that is the case, one has to ask himself how each style affects his relationships, and which would better serve his own personal goals in life.

Shakespeare has nothing of value to say to someone interested in learning information. Mathematicians do, not playwrights.

A mathematician who's passionate about his field will easily spend a day talking about one single equation with emotion and passion. We're not here to simply provide factual information!

plat, you invited nauz to python? smh

This has truly been an entertaining conversation.

Never thought someone would try to assert their warzone dick size to me over their preference for Strategic 1v1 over Small Earth to me, but here we are. Especially when he isn't even close to the top of the leaderboards for the 1 map he jerks off for.

And the MASTER name only continues to stew with all the shit Johnny lathers onto their name. Also Farah, good catch. He said so many completely insane things, that it was impossible to respond to them all. Good thing the posts are permanent, so we can all just gaze at them with shock and horror whenever we need a good kick.

> Never thought someone would try to assert their warzone dick size to me over their preference for Strategic 1v1 over Small Earth to me,

The entire strategic community looks down on small earth. There's a reason it has never, and never will, be in Clan League, or MTL, or any other major event organized by the community.

> Especially when he isn't even close to the top of the leaderboards for the 1 map he jerks off for.

The 1 map? Strat 1v1 isn't even close to my favorite template. Strat ME is, I prefer plenty of templates to strat 1v1, I only tolerate it due to it being the official 1v1 ladder template.

The QM games I linked were Strat ME, I'm rank 11 on its leaderboard, the opponent I beat both games is rank 8. Rankings are not about skill though on QM, they're about activity, I am 138-12 in my last 150 games on that template, I'm pretty sure 92% winrate on a template isn't "far from the top".

But since you seemed to think I worship strat 1v1, we can use that instead I suppose. My peak rank on the 1v1 ladder is rank 3, the only player in your entire clan that is convincingly better than me at strat 1v1 is DrApe.

You need to stop making assumptions about topics you know nothing about. You've done it over and over, and it's making you look stupider every time you post. You think I'm making Masters look bad, the reality is you're making an idiot out of yourself.

Either way, done responding to your inane nonsense. We've derailed this thread enough with this garbage.

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TL;DR because Nauz rants aren't worth the time, but this popped out at the top of the page:

KISS (Keep It Simple Stupid) is far more optimized for information

Which is ironic because writing both the acronym and its meaning isn't efficient.

If you were invited by Plat it doesn't count, because he schmoozes everyone and then we say no.

This whole Nauz/sanmu drama is distracting us from the real travesty: the MASTER clan said they would take it easy after Clan Wars Season 2 and give the other clans a chance of winning the event. Yet they have now just picked up Arsene Wenger, a CW heavy-hitter, and once again rank at the top of the leaderboard! Can the community really trust the MASTER clan anymore? If they win Clan Wars Season 3 in spite of their promises, we should consider a nuclear option...

Ho ho, we always said we MIGHT take it easier after 10 back to back wins, not after 2 or 3; come on.

you have to aim for greatness, Lavrov! If you're happy with winning just twice in a row you're only limiting yourself.

After a thorough search of my recruitment files, I can conclude that I have not invited Nauzhror to Python and in fact, it'd be more likely to be a fabricated lie.

So what I've learned today is Nauz has two masters degrees, has went 16-2 in CWs and is still scared to play Phobos in a best of 11 to this day.

Applying the KISS principle: The question why someone is clanless on the global chat does not equal a clan invite.

That's cool dude. I'm glad you look down on the Small Earth community. It's literally, by far, the most popular map, and most of the people who play Small Earth quickmatches have no notion at all about your weird social hierarchies or dick measuring contests amongst you "old elite" players.

But, make no mistake, you are no master at it. I know dozens of people who'd destroy you at it, and none of them are masters. So don't underestimate them just because they don't meet your idea of what people "should" be playing. Your elitist, ivory-tower bullshit doesn't extend much further than a handful of people.

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You must have no social awareness whatsoever if you think you aren't making a complete ass of yourself and damaging the Master "brand" with it. Literally every person here disagrees with you. Read the comments and you'll find insults way worse than anything I said. You have no idea how many people have messaged me embarrassing stories about you just to shit on you. You have no clue just how hated you are.

I thank the Python clan for seemingly being the only "elite" clan for calling this dude out. 32 years old and having 2 masters, this dude acts like a straight up child.

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Also, about the M'Hunters, I don't care about your "criticism" at all. I joined a day ago to win Clan Wars Season 3. And that's what we are doing. So I really couldn't care less about your ancient history elitist grudge nonsense. If you wanna put your money where your mouth is, I told you the timeslot I'd be playing. Come and beat us. Otherwise, go cry some more.

Speaking of Clan Wars, you weren't there yesterday :P too angry to play? Or just busy ranting fascist nonsense?

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It's clear that the Small Earth map is the most played and most popular map. So nothing is wrong with the people who like playing on that template.

Lying about an invite from the Python clan is really silly and bad. The Master clan slides down hard in this whole discussion, same goes for Johnny. Great work Sanmu!

A Small Earth battle best of 11 will be won by Sanmu because Johnny doesn't play that template much I think and because Sanmu will play good against Johnny I think on the Small Earth template. In this discussion Sanmu is really strong.

can someone send me dms when marcus is queuing for clan league please that would be very cool

sure, i'll leave you a message Loxiiv