I hire JK_3 for living in the 21st century

I hire Darth Grover for cool clan

I hire Rick for... uh... something.

I refuse to fire or hire anyone.

I fire Player25253 for refusing to play by the rules

I fire Darth Grover for playing by the rules

I hire Grover because he was wrongfully fired

I fire JK_3 for hiring or firing the wrong person

I fire Player25253 for not being able to tell the difference between H and F

I fire Darth Grover because you incorrectly assumed I couldn't tell (I can tell, it's just in case)

I hire myself because I am who I am, and I want to help myself.

"unemployed" and "self employed", I see no difference between them

I fire Rick Sanchez for not getting it

I fire Player25253 for posting twice in a row.

I hire JK_3 for proactively jumping back several posts to fire Player25253

I fire both Darth Grover and JK_3 for being idiots and jumping several posts when it says that you can hire or fire only the last person to post
And yes, I'm being hypocritical, but who cares

I hire Player25253 because at least he is trying

I hire Player25253 for sticking to the rules (the same rules im breaking again with this post. lol)

I fire JK_3 for effectively hiring Player25253 twice

I fire Grover for playing by the rules too much