I fire Hodop for (insert generic reason)

I fire 2Moop for being too lazy to come up with a better reason

I fire Darth Grover without any hesitation. FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM NOT YOUR ALT. Reasons for firing: False accusations of being an alternate account of a Grover (which I am not, check my profile, you will see I'm from the Philippines), and being perverted (I am not, of course, because I'm legitimately scared of the h-word I shouldn't mention here). What, you think you can take control of my soul from thousands of kilometers away and do whatever the hell you want with it in the middle of the night?

Edited 4/13/2021 08:19:12

I come here before u today to say that if i get hired 3 times in a row the warzone god will bat activison into existance

I fire UnFairerOrb7 for breaking the nearly perfect flow of this thread.

(Also... @Player25253, I never called you a pervert. Where are you getting that? Also, what is the "h-word"?)

I hire Darth Grover because he's had enough from me
(Point 1: "Unhealthy obsession". Point 2: The one that ends in i and is indecent to read)

I hire Player for calling "Hi" the "H-word"

I fire Darth Grover for misunderstanding (It's h????i, when ? is unfilled letter)

I hire Player for almost convincing me that he isn't a Grover alt

I fire Grover Incognito for not actually believing that I'm not an alt.
Consider all three Grovers are from the United States.
If you check my account, you'll see I'm from the Philippines.
That should be a piece of evidence that proves I'm not an alt.
I can swear all three of the Grovers are trying to get me into trouble!

Edited 4/17/2021 02:33:31

I hire Player25253 because I'm a nice muppet

I hire Darth Grover because I enjoy Muppets

I hire Darth Grover.

Grover

I fire this guy for not noticing that a certain other guy has posted before him.

I hire player because he realized that a certain other guy has posted before me.

I fire Quantum for not realizing that a certain other guy had actually posted AFTER you

I ______ darth grover

Fill in the blank

I fire Liech for low effort posting.

I hire Grover for recognizing the above

I hire Liecht for recognizing the potential in people that recognize things