If the Big-Bang happened 13.8 billion years ago, and matter cannot be destroyed, and our bodies are made out of matter, then our bodies are 13.8 billion years old. Change my mind.

I disagree

The things that make up our body is 13.8 billion years old, however, we are not

your body is those particles arranged in a specific way

they have not been arranged in this way for all 13.8 billion years of the universe's existence

so yes the matter you are made of is as old as the universe but your body is not

Exactly

I will change your mind by taking it out and putting in a new one. Just wait here while I get my tools

what tools, all you need is a fist

Since a human is not created until it is conceived, the building blocks of a human do not exist before one is created. Matter is ~13.8 billion years old and is simply rearranged through time. Humans are organisms created from cells, which are created from matter. A human is the name given to a specific structure of matter, and is only as old as when that matter was rearranged in that particular way. It should also be said that we are made up of a large amount of energy, which is not matter. Energy is only as old as when it was created. So with these two pieces of evidence, I disagree with you.

so yes the matter you are made of is as old as the universe but your body is not

not necessarily, matter can be made from energy after the big bang, and vice versa, that's what's happening in nuclear plants (energy from matter)

Isn't the big bang the time when my dad slapped my big thicc but so hard, it could've been called the slap heard round the world?

Wtf

Lithium just don't care. He can make a post like that and everybody wonders what's going on. But you will not understand. You can't. Only Lithium can. Because HE'S THE MAN!

https://youtu.be/X7K5eUSRhCY?t=8

What if the big "slap" as lithium put, never happened..

*conspiracy meme fades in background*