Superpower side effect: 7/13/2021 10:15:05 |
Shin
Level 59
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You ruin everyones lives and get outlawed as a criminal.
Ability of stopping this thread.
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Superpower side effect: 7/13/2021 15:20:01 |
Anavasi
Level 46
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Which gets foiled by this comment. Mind control of anyone you choose.
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Superpower side effect: 7/14/2021 04:42:17 |
Liechtensteiner
Level 60
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“... anyone you choose” meaning I get to choose who you mind control. I choose that you mind control yourself
Never running out of soap and shampoo
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Superpower side effect: 7/14/2021 08:09:36 |
Shin
Level 59
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You don't have one in the first place.
The world ends.
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Superpower side effect: 7/14/2021 09:46:54 |
Anavasi
Level 46
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Along with you. Dual-wielding effectively in combat
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Superpower side effect: 7/14/2021 15:55:48 |
Liechtensteiner
Level 60
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But you accidentally brought chicken drumsticks to use as your weapon
Make my cat do the laundry
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Superpower side effect: 7/16/2021 03:27:28 |
Liechtensteiner
Level 60
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But you forget them every time you need to knowledge. Also, you lose your left eye
I give everyone all of the superpowers on this list with no side effects including myself
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Superpower side effect: 7/17/2021 11:58:27 |
Anavasi
Level 46
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But as the list is outdated, you can't fulfill the superpower Laser weapons
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Superpower side effect: 7/17/2021 17:11:14 |
Blanky
Level 50
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That runs on batteries, and you ran out of batteries.
The ability to have limitless eco-friendly electriciy
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Superpower side effect: 7/21/2021 00:59:05 |
Shin
Level 59
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It's basically EA.
Being the richest person in the world without negative effects.
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Superpower side effect: 7/21/2021 03:43:40 |
Liechtensteiner
Level 60
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You are rich in only knowledge of dirt around the world and not in other things
I can turn garbage into food magically
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Superpower side effect: 7/21/2021 07:57:27 |
Anavasi
Level 46
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But only at 2:37:10 in the morning (I've always wanted to say that.) Perfect accuracy in any one school subject that the user chooses.
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Superpower side effect: 7/21/2021 19:26:03 |
Anavasi
Level 46
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You can't use the new superpower because you used your shot at getting it to coming up with a superpower that you can't use because you've already used up your one chance to do so.
(Pardon me if this sucks, but...) Summoning a loyal Gyarados to real life.
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Superpower side effect: 7/22/2021 16:12:30 |
Blanky
Level 50
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You get arrested for piracy.
Ability to get a snack at 5 AM without being caught
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Superpower side effect: 7/22/2021 21:56:33 |
Liechtensteiner
Level 60
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You still get tired
Ability to divide any country into new administrative divisions that will benefit nobody and make a lot of people mad
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Superpower side effect: 7/24/2021 01:31:12 |
Shin
Level 59
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They were not passed by congress.
Forcing everyone to watch bass boosted music while I listen to lo-fi hip hop music at the normal volume without consequences.
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