but you can't get a girlfriend because your hair always looks like you rubbed it on a balloon.

Ability to prove once and for all that Player25253 is actually an imposter whose real name is Steve.

That isn't Player25253, just some random guy named Steve.

ability to make every person born next year be named steve

but everyone will just use their middle name

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you have the power turn water into wine, walk on water, and heal the blind

But only for a maximum of 10 seconds
Elemental Powers: Ability to control and use fire in hand-to-hand combat

After using anything fire-related (including matches and lighters), you will freeze for 5 minutes

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Ability to make it rain meatballs!

The meatballs are big enough to destroy buildings

Becoming rick astley, who we all know has superpowers already

you arent able to rickroll however

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the ability to make an alternative to rickrolling

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There is no way to make any link to it to send someone

The ability to fill my taco with whatever I think about at the time

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After choosing your taco toppings, it enlargens so much it destroys the building it is in. Hey, at least free food.
Being popular at whatever school/workplace/building you are in

But you are only popular because of your notoriously putrid smell




The force

When you try to use the force, your arms fly off you toward the object you are trying to use the force on

Being able to just make anyone teleport to where I want when they are being annoying and stupid, and I don’t have to go with them

The more you use it, the more likely it will fail. If it does fail, nothing happens.
Cryokinetic powers

But you live in a hot climate where there is never any ice to manipulate

Ability to make orange soda love you as much as you love orange soda (I do I do I doooooo'ooooo)

The orange soda is made out of your own pee.

The power of choosing my side effects.

You are invincible and can do anything you like.

The power of knowing everything.

You know so much of everyone's pain and troubles, you cant stand life and commit suicide

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Ability to never die unless you wish to die yourself

You still age even though you don't die (you're probably not going to want that if you think about it carefully)
Creating a plasma shield

turns out its not exactly a shield but a portal that directs anything launched from a ranged weapon to teleport behind you

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ability to think of a cool and original superpower for this forum thread

You've already used up your one chance to get it.
Portals.

...to a black hole and never back

Having a correct and understandable explanation for everything