They crawl onto your food

The ability to never need sleep

You need to eat at least 30,000 calories to make up for it.

The ability to become invisible whenever I want and visible whenever I want.

You are a ghost

The ability to not need to die

But you waste your whole life trying to find out how

The ability to breathe on any other planet

You can only breathe on that planet

The ability to not need energy

You get shocked by electricity every 5 minutes
Mental prowess and excellency

You can’t breathe so you die

The ability to get the perfect gf

But you are 90 years old

The ability to make a good off-topic thread

No one can see it.

The ability to be invincible.

But your loved ones must die the next day

The ability to say the ability

That is already done, so this equals you not getting any superpower
Electromagnetic field manipulation

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But you pull the planets in directions by accident

The ability to know what superpower you want

You will always have to give it

The ability to wear more hats than is possible

The hats will disappear every time you try to do that

The ability to have infinite memory and to be able to delete bad memorys etc

You die in 3 years from the tumor that caused that to be possible.

The ability to have power over people.

They revolt and chop your head off

The ability to always know a guy to bail me out of stuff

You have to pay your soul

The ability to have the ability above you without the side effect

You get the next 3 side effects
Ability to make platforms out of thin air

You must remain within 100 feet of that platform.

The ability to time travel freely.

You can’t control where in the universe you go at the time you go, so you most likely end up floating in space

The ability to see all frequencies of light