you don't break a single bone, you break all the bones

ability to whistle (I just wanna whistle man D:)

You lose oxygen and suffocate when you whistle.

Laser eyes.

which completely burn away all the food you love before you can eat it

X-ray eyes

once you turn them on you cant turn them off

be able to receive any superpower at will

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you will shart uncontrollably at random intervals each time a power is activated


the ability to dodge bullets

The gun gets shot at you instead
Creating any metal out of thin air

It’s always going to end up some random place where you will never be there to use it

Make a map with no distortion at all

fizzer denies it no matter what

the ability to break the laws of physics

You float outwards into space and die from lack of air
A one-time usage of a plant bomb (all ground within 1.6 km becomes soil with plants on them)

You turn into (plantless) soil after used.

The ability to revive anybody. (only usable 3 times)

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But to revive someone kills you (and you only have one life)

The power to eat lemons without making a funny face

But you're ugly

The ability to never have to shower

But you smell bad all the time


The ability to speak to people so that they understand what I mean.

But everything you have to say is really boringgggggg

Not needing sleep

You are forced to sleep.

The ability to delete anybody's Warzone account

But only if it’s someone you like

The ability to control all of the hedgehogs in the world

There is another hedgehog king, and he isn't happy with you.

The ability to jump as high as a building without fall damage

Only as high as this building https://miro.medium.com/max/2600/0*ExR59Ib_7uD9iNZd

Go back in time just to kick a rock then come back

The rock kicks you in the face if you go back to the present
Time Travel fragging (going back in time to erase someone else from existence)

Only if it is a relative that you approve of.

Control anything, example: you can make a glass cup move without touching it



(also nice, 500th post)

Edited 5/24/2021 16:58:19