You can’t express it

I am my own car

You get the consciousness of a car
Reviving any person

At the cost of your life

Playing any musical instrument perfectly the first time I try

Your next day will have pianos falling on you every minute
Reversing one of the given side effects (except this one)

But your mom named you Cindy

Ability to make the perfect cinnamon roll

But you are allergic to cinnamon

Eliminate mosquitoes

only for 5 seconds, and they reappear way larger than back when you made them disappear.

time travel

You cause a time paradox by the time machine killing your ancestors
Ability to save the universe from a time paradox

In order to do so you must travel to Ross 154 on a lawnmower

The ability to eliminate this thread

Fizzer doesn't allow deleting threads.

The ability to jump into a deep hole or off a cliff without breaking a single bone

Edited 5/11/2021 23:52:30

you don't break a single bone, you break all the bones

ability to whistle (I just wanna whistle man D:)

You lose oxygen and suffocate when you whistle.

Laser eyes.

which completely burn away all the food you love before you can eat it

X-ray eyes

once you turn them on you cant turn them off

be able to receive any superpower at will

Edited 5/14/2021 14:29:47

you will shart uncontrollably at random intervals each time a power is activated


the ability to dodge bullets

The gun gets shot at you instead
Creating any metal out of thin air

It’s always going to end up some random place where you will never be there to use it

Make a map with no distortion at all

fizzer denies it no matter what

the ability to break the laws of physics

You float outwards into space and die from lack of air
A one-time usage of a plant bomb (all ground within 1.6 km becomes soil with plants on them)

You turn into (plantless) soil after used.

The ability to revive anybody. (only usable 3 times)

Edited 5/16/2021 17:08:32