Each time you do this there's a 1% chance of each cell in your body disappearing instead of transforming

Having perfect accuracy with any handheld projectile or firearm

But only against yourself
Being able to cook everything perfectly

You accidentally drop everything in very filthy places right after cooking them

The ability to get rid of whatever I want

Everything it touches is gotten rid of as well.

I become a genius.

But you become severely autistic and don't shower or brush your teeth

The ability to see who you want naked

You always see everyone naked.

The ability to persuade everyone I want to do what I want.

This is so effective that you accidentally persuade yourself into suicide without thinking one afternoon

Biological immunity to all diseases known and unknown

but your whole body smells like sweaty armpit

Ability to make the best ability in the thread

But as you've already gone you can't post it

Ability to make the perfect 5.0 warzone map

The map isn’t played on ever

Making my cat dance

but your dog pees on your foot

Ability to figure out where Liechtenstein is

You get too close to the map while trying to find it and fall through the wall

Being able to have chickens that never die and give me fresh eggs at will, but not when I don't want them. They don't produce anything but fresh eggs

When you use them, the eggshell will get stuck in the yolk and never come out.

The ability to rewind time up to 1 minute.

It affects you also, forever trapping you in a loop
Ability to assassinate any person you desire

You're psychologically incapable of murder, despite being able to.

Ability to stop kids from crying

you only make yourself cry more


the ability to make any situation always favor me

Except everything is 100 times worse for the people you love
Being able to master any skill

Except the one where you convince people that you aren't Grover's alt

Being Grover...








secretly.

Edited 4/6/2021 01:49:42

It will have no effect. (You are technically already a Grover.)
Ability to prove that I'm not an alt

The multiverse resets every time you try to bring up the topic, resulting in a time reset to a position before you ever brought it up.

The ability to recreate any situation in my head, with perfect clarity and accuracy.

Edited 4/7/2021 15:50:52