Utah

Georgia (we've already got the country)
Remaining:
Arkansas
Colorado
Connecticut
Idaho
Illinois
Indiana
Kansas
Kentucky
Louisiana
Maryland
Massachusetts
Michigan
Minnesota
Mississippi
Montana
Nebraska
Nevada
New Hampshire
New Jersey
North Carolina
Oklahoma
Oregon
Pennsylvania
Rhode Island
South Carolina
South Dakota
Tennessee
Virginia
Washington
Wisconsin

50th: Texas
49th: Florida
48th: California
47th: New York
46th: Iowa
45th: North Dakota
44th: Hawaii
43rd: Delaware
42nd: Alaska
41st: Missouri
40th: New Mexico
39th: Arizona
38th: Maine
37th: Alabama
36th: Wyoming
35th: Ohio
34th: Vermont
33rd: West Virginia
32nd: Utah
31st: Georgia

Edited 10/21/2020 00:38:21

Illinois

Aliens nuked themselfs,
Goodbye Nevada

I already got rid of the snobby rich fake and want-it-all state, California (aka Liberal), so I think we're even, Kretoma.

Connecticut mostly Democratic.

Edited 10/21/2020 15:34:33

Maryland, such a stupid worthless state

Mississippi

I would nuke the state of misery, but then I would be nuking myself, and it's already been nuked, so.......





Michigan it is!!

Idaho (sparse potatoes)
TOP 23:
Arkansas
Colorado
Indiana
Kansas
Kentucky
Louisiana
Massachusetts
Minnesota
Montana
Nebraska
New Hampshire
New Jersey
North Carolina
Oklahoma
Oregon
Pennsylvania
Rhode Island
South Carolina
South Dakota
Tennessee
Virginia
Washington
Wisconsin
------------
50th: Texas
49th: Florida
48th: California
47th: New York
46th: Iowa
45th: North Dakota
44th: Hawaii
43rd: Delaware
42nd: Alaska
41st: Missouri
40th: New Mexico
39th: Arizona
38th: Maine
37th: Alabama
36th: Wyoming
35th: Ohio
34th: Vermont
33rd: West Virginia
32nd: Utah
31st: Georgia
30th: Illinois
29th: Nevada
28th: Connecticut
27th: Maryland
26th: Mississippi
25th: Michigan
24th: Idaho

Edited 10/23/2020 00:06:08

Arkansas (for pronunciation)

Rhode Island (too small tbh)

Kentucky

I fucking hate that chain.

(https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lIoUOHHXNlI @the last post)

Utah (their neighbor Nevada has been nuked so many times already)

Louisiana

New Orleans was a burden from the start.

Montana (again, sparse)

TOP 18:
Colorado
Indiana
Kansas
Massachusetts
Minnesota
Nebraska
New Hampshire
New Jersey
North Carolina
Oklahoma
Oregon
Pennsylvania
South Carolina
South Dakota
Tennessee
Virginia
Washington
Wisconsin
------------
50th: Texas
49th: Florida
48th: California
47th: New York
46th: Iowa
45th: North Dakota
44th: Hawaii
43rd: Delaware
42nd: Alaska
41st: Missouri
40th: New Mexico
39th: Arizona
38th: Maine
37th: Alabama
36th: Wyoming
35th: Ohio
34th: Vermont
33rd: West Virginia
32nd: Utah
31st: Georgia
30th: Illinois
29th: Nevada
28th: Connecticut
27th: Maryland
26th: Mississippi
25th: Michigan
24th: Idaho
23rd: Arkansas
22nd: Rhode Island
21st: Kentucky
20th: Louisiana (Utah's already been nuked)
19th: Montana

Washington (to clear up confusion with DC)

Allobama

Edited 10/24/2020 16:38:34

New Jersey (to piss off Ocean)

South Dakota (too sparse, again)

TOP 15:
Colorado
Indiana
Kansas
Massachusetts
Minnesota
Nebraska
New Hampshire
North Carolina
Oklahoma
Oregon
Pennsylvania
South Carolina
Tennessee
Virginia
Wisconsin
------------
50th: Texas
49th: Florida
48th: California
47th: New York
46th: Iowa
45th: North Dakota
44th: Hawaii
43rd: Delaware
42nd: Alaska
41st: Missouri
40th: New Mexico
39th: Arizona
38th: Maine
37th: Alabama
36th: Wyoming
35th: Ohio
34th: Vermont
33rd: West Virginia
32nd: Utah
31st: Georgia
30th: Illinois
29th: Nevada
28th: Connecticut
27th: Maryland
26th: Mississippi
25th: Michigan
24th: Idaho
23rd: Arkansas
22nd: Rhode Island
21st: Kentucky
20th: Louisiana
19th: Montana
18th: Washington
17th: New Jersey (Alabama's already been nuked)
16th: South Dakota

Tennessee (because it sounds like tennis and I don’t like tennis. It’s irrational, I know, deal with it)