Ahh, but you will be interrupted!

XXIV. I knew this would happen, but I won't stop.

Here are some facts about Me:

1. I am bad at Warzone

2. I started less than 200 years in the future ago.

3. I do not practice archery.

4. But I sometimes do it.

5. I have your family hostage in my basement. (Don't look that up.)

6. I have a wooden bow that I use to make spoons with.

7. I used to have people eat my mail because I was bored of reading it.

8. I may or may not have indulged in 700+ chat messages of RP...

9. I joined SPARTA before your mom's mom's mom's step brother's pet's grandfather's father's mother's husband's pigeon's egg was a thing.

10. I am a mole in every sense of the word.

11. I may or may not have made up a few facts. NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT!

12. You counted wrong, I wrote 21.

























































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































13. This was not worth it.


























































































































































































































































































































































14. 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It stands out a little much, surprisingly

Yeah, it did surprise me. I thought it was gonna stack vertiically, not horizontally....

Hello waffle

Goodbye said the good wolf.

Hello said the bad wolf.

And Good Hi said the neutral wolf.

So.... Switzerland said good hi?

No, that is The Republic of LiechensteininFrancebecauseitdecayedsomuchthatGermanywantedtoeatit.

XXV. I don't understand the previous post.
Z. Weird, but I put this into letter format.
AA. You were thinking "What's after Z?" It's AA, of course! (26+1=27=1*26+1*21=A+A=AA)
27. This will be inconsistent.
29. I miscounted this.
28. I should swap this with the above fact.
XXX. The last 5 posts don't make sense to me at all!
XXXI. You will post something else to interrupt.

Probably.

XXXII. You were correct.

Are you shore? I don’t sea myself being correct. Do I have to pay a (sand) dollar to do it? Otherwise, I’m waving bye bye and sailing.

XXXIII. Yes, I am correct.
XXXIV. You made a lot of bad puns.
WARNING: PUN INCOMING
Now prepare to suffer, you son of a BEACH!
XXXV. I know mine is terrible.

hello Viking

Here is a list of facts about Literal Space Jesus

1. He is a pink super healing robot with a big glowing halo.
He has three forms of attack, the first is a giant laser beam from his hands. The second is to cause a huge explosion. The third and possibly deadliest is to unleash a powerful EMP that can disrupt the electronic devices we rely on.
2. He also has a serious God complex and will not hesitate to vaporize anyone who opposes him.
3. He is not as powerful as his fanboys claim, he was stopped from taking over the world by an 8 year old boy and his dog.
4. He is not immortal, he was wounded in an earlier battle with the computer girl and will require repairs in order to fight again.
5. Due to a paperwork error, he was stuck in our universe instead of his own.
6. He has a serious dislike for bananas.
7. He does not like Nazis.
8. He is definitely not friendly with the Catholic Church and has severely damaged their reputation.
9. He is not as nice as he seems, he has no problem killing people if they get in his way.
10. He doesn't have a sense of humor.
11. IF he actually is the biological son of God, then he is the adopted son of the Devil.
12. The more you know.
These facts have been collated from various witness accounts and conversations with the robot Jesus himself in a canteen on the 5th floor of the Austin Hospital.
It is important to note that due to extensive damage to the robot's memory banks it is questionable whether he can be trusted.

Bump

Here is a list of facts about Haider Al Hajjar

1. He is the son of an American woman and a Palestinian professor.

2. He was raised in the U.S. by his mother who left him in American schools to enable her to study medicine in America.

3. He speaks perfect English and is a U.S. citizen.

4. He has a huge estate in Texas worth millions of dollars.

5. He runs a construction company with his two brothers called Al-Hajjar and has been awarded several contracts by the U.S. government.

6. He was classmates with George W. Bush in both junior high and high school.

7. He is a generous donor to the Republican Party

8. He is a fan of the rock band KISS

9. He is the friend and business partner of the late Paul Revere, the notorious (and scandal-ridden) investment banker from New York City.

10. He is currently dating a woman called Ayesha who is the daughter of a very wealthy Saudi Arabian prince.

11. He is a friend and business partner of the late Edgar shows a mansion in Beverly Hills and is reputed to have a personal fortune of $3 billion.

12. He wants to become the next Governor of California.