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I overdosed Off-topic: 9/4/2020 02:54:02


berdan131
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My worst fear has come true. A risky experiment gone wrong. Here's how it happened.

It all started with an idea. I decided to connect my brain directly to warzone. To do this I put computer cable inside my head and bam! The electricity tried to kill me.

My body shaking uncontrollably. Getting all sweaty. Brain was boiling inside my head. Worst thoughts came to my mind. All hope was lost. And then.... I passed out.

When I woke, everything was different. I noticed the cable is still there. The current still flowing. I developed immunity. Before my eyes flashed thousands of forum posts. It works! Despite all odds!

A creepy voice whispered inside my head-shell. "You have no brain. It evaporated. But that's OK. You don't need it to post in the fora. In your weakness you will find new strength. To reach full potential in off-topic brain is only an obstacle. You are the chosen one.

Now listen carefully -the voice said- This forum needs a saviour. Someone without brain. You're the only one who can do this. Otherwise the trolls and spammers will take over and the forum will be lost forever."

A grin appeared on my face. It grew bigger and bigger, stretching my mouth more than I thought possible.

"Nothing will ever be the same -a thought passed berdan's head-shell while flying at MACH 3 using just willpower. You've got a community to protect. Warzonians count on you. You must not fail them."

People below stared in terror as they heard the gut-wrenching sound of sonic boom, chilling them to the very bones. They thought the world is coming to an end.

But berdan just smiled and waved at them from above, making the whole situation even stranger.
I overdosed Off-topic: 9/4/2020 05:14:03


Liechtensteiner
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Well that’s unfortunate
I overdosed Off-topic: 9/4/2020 09:31:40


Rikku
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You seem very different to the way you acted several years ago when you were attending uni and you posted that 10000 yard stare picture.
I overdosed Off-topic: 9/4/2020 19:38:05


berdan131
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That's because I never shared crazy stories. It's just a fantasy though. Some random thoughts. I didn't really change

Hmm, what picture are you talking about? Completely forgot.
I overdosed Off-topic: 9/4/2020 22:15:14


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I overdosed Off-topic: 9/13/2020 18:46:19

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