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Get a Life: 9/3/2020 10:58:33


Diety Emperor Cacao, God Ruler of the Universe
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This is an excerpt from "Get a Life"

I saw twelve other men sitting around the table
I was so glad they weren't women
There was no cackling, no god damn annoying cackling
There's a knock on the door, and it opens up
A few women come in carrying trays with bowls
The women said nothing, they left the bowls in front of us
I'm glad these women know their place, you wouldn't believe how they behave where I'm from
I grabbed my spoon and licked the tip just a bit
It tasted how I expected, a sweet metal
I dipped my spoon in my soup
I took a sip
It tasted like carrot, some cabbage, and potato
It's actually pretty good
Get a Life: 9/3/2020 13:28:23


berdan131
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Sometimes I feel like taking my axe and raiding English village
Get a Life: 9/3/2020 14:57:20


TungstenTrex
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I want to beat up a homeless person
Get a Life: 9/3/2020 17:12:46


berdan131
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wut xD

oh my gowd I can't... you win this
Get a Life: 9/3/2020 17:30:16


TungstenTrex
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If you hospitalize them, then they get free food and water
Get a Life: 9/15/2020 11:35:49


berdan131
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We need to bring this into light

The human rights convention wants to have a few words with THE TungstenTrex
Get a Life: 9/15/2020 13:33:50


TungstenTrex
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I
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{N.W.} Hi
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am
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OvertForeigner
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disagreeing
Get a Life: 10/13/2020 06:43:52


JK_3 
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with
Get a Life: 10/14/2020 02:05:19


OvertForeigner
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OP
Get a Life: 10/25/2020 00:02:06


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Because
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Des {TJC} 
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He
Get a Life: 10/25/2020 01:12:25

Player25253
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deserves (1UP mushroom)
Get a Life: 10/25/2020 22:29:00


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1down
Get a Life: 10/26/2020 13:58:30


TungstenTrex
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coochie claps
Get a Life: 10/26/2020 16:49:48


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for
Get a Life: 10/27/2020 07:38:35


JK_3 
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?rof
Get a Life: 10/28/2020 00:06:08


{N.W.} Hi
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hfhfn
Get a Life: 11/26/2020 21:25:01


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Reviving thread
Get a Life: 11/27/2020 01:52:25

Player25253
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or lives (I was about to make the same joke again, but...)
Get a Life: 11/27/2020 02:42:00


berdan131
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Get a Life: 11/27/2020 09:38:41


JK_3 
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Get a Life: 11/27/2020 14:15:59

Orannis
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care to explain?
Get a Life: 11/27/2020 22:24:42


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It was the oldest non dead thread
Get a Life: 11/27/2020 22:24:57


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