A defense from CORP:

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand berdan131. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical phrenology most of the jokes will go over a typical forum poster's head. There's also berdan's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his shitposting - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Paul Broca literature, for instance. The OTers understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike berdan131 truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in berdan131's existencial catchphrase "the less you know about me, the better," which itself is a cryptic reference to Tame Impala's Australian hit The Less I Know The Better I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as TheTUNGSTENTrex's genius unfolds itself on their forum threads. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, we DO have a berdan131 loli draft map. And no, you cannot see it. It's for clan members' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

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I used to lurk 4chan for a while, occasionally posting on /his/ or /lit/, and it really affected my way of thinking and my mannerisms. I was one of those kids that were borderline radicalized by the yt "intellectual web." Eventually I flew too close to the sun and hurt someone I knew.

Did you call you mum a filthy race mixer and threaten to double homicide suicide?

This is pure gold. I must say it, you made my day knyte. I couldn't hope for a better post. Are making up this stuff yourself? :P

It is important that we don't fall into self-gratitude, which I am falling right now, because of your post.

@Legle

The essence of OT-forum:

Tabby's cat attacks, spam threads. There was a time when plebs vs elitists was a thing. Hurt/heal topics. Xapy's intellectual discussions. Cats vs dogs. Jokey threads. Forum trolls attacks meant to trigger people. Bait topics. Clan League drama maybe?

Here are some notable players:
Lolicon love <3, Xapy, Belgian Gentleman, Oxtheautist

Tabby, Bane, Karl, MoD, Rikku, knyte, Paugers, Genghis, Wally Balls, Cacaocian Empire, DanWL

Edited 8/1/2020 11:40:12

Of course he's making it up, he's knwiyte.

Tame Impala is not bad, shoo, shoo.

Did you call you mum a filthy race mixer and threaten to double homicide suicide?

Classic rikku, thanks for asking. I actually just drove away a good friend of mine. Things got heated because I kept pushing it.

I miss cat spam. Can we bring that back?

berdan's return to FCC
https://youtu.be/I3QJ8Pgjj3c
4:24 is the moment of return.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-crgQGdpZR0


Et tu, Xeno?

https://static.timesofisrael.com/blogs/uploads/2019/09/brute-640x400.jpg


berdan cures his followers from new sickness, called Xenophobia, which was started by Xenophon. Year 20 CE, common era.

https://blclebanon.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/2017-03-26-Jesus-Heals-a-Man-Born-Blind-Artist-unknown.jpg


berdan in letter to Corynthians and fifth column peoples

"In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trump: for the trumpet shall sound, and the dead shall be raised incorruptible, and we shall be changed. Xenophobia corrupts the hearts of young men. It is a source of hatred and prejudice. With my blessing, I thereof declare a war on xenophobia, in all forms and shapes." 1 Corinthians 15:52. - berdan131, year 844 BC.


berdan vs FCC leader Xeno, prehistoric times

https://youtu.be/etWWIRlDW4M?t=12


"We didn't like you, so we kicked you out, get over it. "
berdan does not forget, does not forgive

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i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about xeno. u wouldnt say this shit to him at warzone open, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol

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@knyte

Xenophobia is a bigger problem than you think. I... I think you should join me, brutha.

Xenophobia - dislike of or prejudice against people from other countries. Fear or hatred of that which is perceived to be foreign or strange.

Big dick energy xeno, he managed to get something named after him

how many years did u survive on the forums

@Placeholder

I must admit it, you're pretty funny. Nice try, nice try :) Cheers

i don't remember you. do you remember me?

I remember seeing your name once or twice in the past, but that's about it.

I was never a first tier poster, like Cata or Xapy, more like second, third tier. So it's understandable you don't remember me.

Was that kind of player who forgets about warlight for a year and then comes back. It's all pretty random. Right now I'm back because I wanted to try the 1v1 ladder for the first time, to test my skill level. I'm spending waaay more time here than I planned to be honest. Then I wanted to climb higher and higher in rank and it's hard to stop lol

Next time do it without stalling so it has value ;)

How do you know I'm stalling? We played no games together. Right now I'm 9th so without stalling I would still be in top 20 for sure

I can see play speed. and slowing down to taking non consequtive turns that take 2d15h+ each time is clear stalling :P Especially when AI also complains about it ;)

I survived 8 years of forums.

AMA

How many years of forums did you survive?

@MrTrolldemort

Hey, in my AMA you cannot advertise your own AMA. That's illegal! I want all of people's attention for me and myself ONLY!!!

Read Berserk, lol.

Give me upvotes.