hello darkness, my old friend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYS0EeaAUMw

(A few cycles later...) I don't know what you mean!

*pushes [WOLF]WARLORD and berdan131 off a cliff* *pushes self off cliff*

*commits seppuku*

*commits seppuku*

*commits seppuku*

*commits seppuku*

*commits seppuku*

*commits seppuku*

*commits seppuku*

*commits seppuku*

*commits seppuku*

*Drags OvertForeigner down into my basement, get out and lock the door. Then proceeds to fill said room with Sarin.*

Edited 7/17/2020 12:21:38

*picks up cata cauda by each of his ears, swings him around a few times, and tosses him off a cliff*

Buffalo's old profile pic is angry at the new profile pic and soon they are fighting each other. Buffalo himself is killed in the battle.

*stabs OvertlyForeigner several times*

nothing happens. his skin too thicc. Overtforeigner starts to turn around. Me: runs away

indeed, some pizzas have a solid crust

*stroking my dead fish* I’ve been expecting you here..... *chains you to a raft with a chicken and stabs a hole in the raft so that your raft will go down once you have been on the raft with the chicken for 48 hours*

48 hours later

*The chicken has pecked too many holes in the raft and it went down 16 hours earlier than expected. You are now dead at the bottom of the sea with a dead chicken*

Edited 7/18/2020 03:23:15

umm, that chicken-raft was the most random story. The chicken really serves no purpose here, a raft with hole would be enough lol

I turned berdan's internet off and he starved to death.