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What if Cata Cauda was an SCP?: 2020-05-18 21:34:06


berdan131
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SCP-2303

Hostile Cat

Object Class : Euclid

SCP-2303 is a cat of unknown origin. It weighs like an average cat and behaves like one.

SCP-2303 behaves in a way normal cats do. When provoked , it will become hostile for [REDACTED][REDACTED]. SCP-2303 must be given psychological evaluations every 2 weeks. SCP-2303 must be held in a Secure holding cell at Site 19. SCP-2303 will instantly become hostile to any cat that is 5 meters or in direct eye contact with SCP-2303. Unless provoked , SCP-2303 is passive to humans. When unprovoked , SCP-2303 is allowed to roam the facility and is even allowed to enter any SCP chamber other than a few exceptions :

SCP - 173 , 049 ,106 , 1123 , 682 , 860-1 , 096 , 939 , 1000

SCP-2303's cell can be open via access by a level 3 keycard and approval of 1 level 2 or higher personnel , when SCP-2303 is released , all subjects must be careful not to provoke SCP-2303.

Addendum 2303-01 : A class D was tested to provoke SCP-2303 , the Class D suffered from blindness after the attack due to eye injuries

Addendum 2303-02 : SCP-2303 was tested on SCP-409 , SCP-2303 was not affected by SCP-409.

Addendum 2303-03 : SCP-2303 was given access to SCP-939 , nothing happened to harm both 2303 or 939
But SCP-939 specimen 4 did make quite a mess

Addendum 2303-04 : SCP-2303 uses SCP-789-J , the toilet was messy afterwards.
What if Cata Cauda was an SCP?: 2020-05-20 10:45:34


Cata Cauda
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I am the other way around. I am hostile towards humands, and passive to cats.
What if Cata Cauda was an SCP?: 2020-05-20 13:15:51


Cata Cauda
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Also are best buddies with 137, because we don't blink.
What if Cata Cauda was an SCP?: 2020-05-20 13:17:55


RainB00ts
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Just make a grammatical or factual error and see what happens.
What if Cata Cauda was an SCP?: 2020-05-20 18:09:01


berdan131
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ee, Cata, I can't believe you didn't notice one weird thing about this thread. Let's see if you can guess it after this little hint :D
What if Cata Cauda was an SCP?: 2020-05-20 20:43:08


The Voynich Manuscript
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What is an SCP?

Edited 5/20/2020 21:00:38
What if Cata Cauda was an SCP?: 2020-06-07 00:18:03


{N.W.} Hi
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A Secure Contain Protect
What if Cata Cauda was an SCP?: 2020-06-07 00:18:51


{N.W.} Hi
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How is SCP-2303 provoked tho
What if Cata Cauda was an SCP?: 2020-06-07 20:57:25


The Voynich Manuscript
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ok I checked the website

btw 2303 already exists: http://scp-wiki.net/scp-2303
What if Cata Cauda was an SCP?: 2020-06-10 12:45:02


berdan131
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Hey guys, this topic is literally trolling, I'm surprised Cata doesn't remember it. It's a copy-paste plagiarism of an old topic. My trolling attemps are so easy to spot, but nobody noticed. Wow

https://www.warzone.com/Forum/110754-cata-cauda-scp

Edited 6/10/2020 12:48:59
What if Cata Cauda was an SCP?: 2020-06-10 23:49:16


The Voynich Manuscript
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Murder the poster above you

As title goes.

As a bonus, tell something about yourself so your murder may be more original then
"gets stabbed with a knife."

I am a troll-bot, i live in the digital reality of the hidden netherweb.
My physical body is made up of thousands different servers, iPhones and microchips that i have infected.
I only appear to troll "users," when they give me attention i generate traffic and get paid by google-ads, i invest this money in software-upgrades to enhance myself.
What if Cata Cauda was an SCP?: 2020-06-10 23:54:43


Cata Cauda
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!Stab OvertForeigner
What if Cata Cauda was an SCP?: 2020-06-10 23:59:02


The Voynich Manuscript
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gets stabbed with a knife
What if Cata Cauda was an SCP?: 2020-06-11 07:58:33


berdan131
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Can't kill you again. Instead I'm going to kill myself. Goodbye all. Sleep well little princess.
What if Cata Cauda was an SCP?: 2020-06-11 14:18:19


The Voynich Manuscript
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You should have seen th eoriginal thread. Some players died 20 times. https://www.warzone.com/Forum/112302-murder-poster-above

Edited 6/11/2020 14:19:03
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