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Murder the poster above you: 10/3/2015 14:48:50


powerpos
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As title goes.

As a bonus, tell something about yourself so your murder may be more original then
"gets stabbed with a knife."

I am a troll-bot, i live in the digital reality of the hidden netherweb.
My physical body is made up of thousands different servers, iPhones and microchips that i have infected.
I only appear to troll "users," when they give me attention i generate traffic and get paid by google-ads, i invest this money in software-upgrades to enhance myself.
Murder the poster above you: 10/3/2015 14:53:24


Lolicon love
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pulls plug to servers.
Murder the poster above you: 10/3/2015 15:08:40


Genghis 
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Closes his loli tabs.
Murder the poster above you: 10/3/2015 15:12:28


Thomas 633
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Uses a Halo array and destroys him, the army he commands, and the entire planet really.

Me? My name is inconcequential. Just like spelling. I am a man, who can see and travel in four dimensions. I am everywhere and nowhere. I can kill you before you were even born. I am.. SCP-682.
Murder the poster above you: 10/3/2015 15:17:52


Genghis 
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(By the time you got that array set up and then fired it, i had enslaved millions of migrants and forced them to construct bunkers for my army. Whilst underground, we mass produced thousands of space vessels. Using hyper advanced technology, we lifted off and traveled to Mars for the lulz)

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Murder the poster above you: 10/3/2015 15:21:28


Fan the Apostle
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A Wild Fan has Apeered!

Fan uses Fan Death

It's super effective

Thomas Dies

Edited 10/3/2015 15:21:46
Murder the poster above you: 10/3/2015 15:27:44


powerpos
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I throw a bucket of water a Talking Fan, and shortcut his circuits.
Murder the poster above you: 10/3/2015 15:31:20


MysteryManBall
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I find powerpos guilty of trolling and must be removed by



Edited 10/3/2015 15:31:40
Murder the poster above you: 10/3/2015 15:38:56


Thomas 633
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I solve the mystery of MMB and he spontaneously combusts.
Murder the poster above you: 10/3/2015 16:41:27


Riveath
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I discover Thomas is an alt of alias and therefore murder his identity.
Murder the poster above you: 10/3/2015 16:44:47


Lolicon love
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i gather the dragon balls and wish for all people to have immortality thus killing death.
Murder the poster above you: 10/3/2015 16:52:47


Fan the Apostle
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ZDeath by auterotic aspiration of the throat
Murder the poster above you: 10/3/2015 17:00:13


Blank
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Turns him off
Murder the poster above you: 10/3/2015 17:05:23


Cata Cauda
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Takes knife, stabs in the chest. Puts my hand in the hole. Grabs ribs and pulls them out alive, causing your vitals to fall out of your torso.
Murder the poster above you: 10/3/2015 17:06:24


Blank
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Disables his warlight account
Murder the poster above you: 10/3/2015 17:12:02


Cata Cauda
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Breaks your neck, but not completely, causing you to be still alive and feeling evrything...
Murder the poster above you: 10/3/2015 17:14:26


Lolicon love
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eats.
Murder the poster above you: 10/3/2015 17:58:27


Gen. NumbNuts
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*ties lolicon to a chair*
*lets little girls with pencils stab him till dead*

Edited 10/3/2015 17:59:39
Murder the poster above you: 10/3/2015 18:01:12


Lolicon love
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I see many problems with that method.
Murder the poster above you: 10/3/2015 18:03:23


Gen. NumbNuts
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Last moments should be enjoyable.
Murder the poster above you: 10/3/2015 18:08:05


Fan the Apostle
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Captured by Americas and died
Murder the poster above you: 10/3/2015 18:10:51


Gen. NumbNuts
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(You're the worst)

Death by a thousand paddlings.
Murder the poster above you: 10/3/2015 18:56:30


powerpos
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I let you sign the death-warrant of one of your family-members.
(he was picking his nose during one of your speeches.)
Secretely i 've put your name on it instead, you are now fed to the pigs by your own guards.
Murder the poster above you: 10/3/2015 20:37:48


Blank
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kills you
Murder the poster above you: 10/3/2015 20:45:16


Riveath
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Colours him in black.
Murder the poster above you: 10/3/2015 21:08:03


Okabe Rintarou ( AKA Hououin Kyouma)
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Death will get executed by Islam ! Allahu Ackbar ! New Caliphate will execute this infidel !

يَا بَنِيَّ اذْهَبُوا فَتَحَسَّسُوا مِنْ يُوسُفَ وَأَخِيهِ وَلَا تَيْأَسُوا مِنْ رَوْحِ اللَّهِ ۖ إِنَّهُ لَا يَيْأَسُ مِنْ رَوْحِ اللَّهِ إِلَّا الْقَوْمُ الْكَافِرُونَ
Murder the poster above you: 10/3/2015 21:09:31


Cata Cauda
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Scratches eyes, bit off fingers and eat your cock.
Murder the poster above you: 10/3/2015 21:19:53


Gen. NumbNuts
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(Damn Catalina...)

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Edited 10/3/2015 21:20:12
Murder the poster above you: 10/3/2015 22:48:45


Legi
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deletes his profile picture.
Murder the poster above you: 10/4/2015 01:45:35


The Mad Japanese
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Traps him in Internet Explorer for Eternity
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