As a bonus, tell something about yourself so your murder may be more original then "gets stabbed with a knife."
I am a troll-bot, i live in the digital reality of the hidden netherweb. My physical body is made up of thousands different servers, iPhones and microchips that i have infected. I only appear to troll "users," when they give me attention i generate traffic and get paid by google-ads, i invest this money in software-upgrades to enhance myself.
(By the time you got that array set up and then fired it, i had enslaved millions of migrants and forced them to construct bunkers for my army. Whilst underground, we mass produced thousands of space vessels. Using hyper advanced technology, we lifted off and traveled to Mars for the lulz)
I let you sign the death-warrant of one of your family-members. (he was picking his nose during one of your speeches.) Secretely i 've put your name on it instead, you are now fed to the pigs by your own guards.