Hey guys, this just randomly occurred to me and I thought it could be fun/ny. Rules are simple: do your best rap in 4 lines.
So here goes:

This ya boi LND, who some of you will know,

Best player on WarZone? I'm the first to say No!

I still got these rhymes though like Cat in the Hat,

Thanos hand me a beat and I'll kill it like Snap!

Haha, thought you might make an appearance! ;)

No-one? Can I call myself 2nd best rapper on WZ then? Because the WZ awards boys (Thanos or Cursona, can't remember who did it) are obviously the best. ;)

my name is goralgn

my beats are shit

hope to make a takeaway

Cause This Song is shitte

I have still no idea how to pronounce goralgn. So it seems to rhyme with takeaway. Very nice rap ;)

if you just say gn i will understand my friend

little birds can't fly

cuz they're chickens

time to grow some feathers

hawks are bad.

i have a question @Berdan131

i hope you can answer

its basic so it hard do deny

What happened To The Other four column confederations?

Edited 4/21/2020 10:16:02

Good sportsmanship is to reinforce

Go Hawks! :)

You search a place for friendly talks?

Join Hawks! :)

Boston Is Jumping State's is Going Crazy

Biggest Virus Ever Corona Or Ebola

There is no Suspension No More Surprises

Letting You Know Who is the Greatest Virus is

To rap master, must you

master yoda, will guide you

the road to this, a bumpy one

but those who take it, shall not regret.

We had school trying to stop us

But They Couldnt Drop us

Main Problem With The School is Not Us

its time get the duck outta here

ROSE IS RED

VIOLET IS BLUE

FLAG IS WIN

BABA IS YOU

Battle Master Oh Please

The Only Time I Saw You Were On Diplos

By The Way Take Your Turn

Africa is Waiting For You

Who are you battling?

no time for rattle

time to do big things

smoke weed with tit'li

Why Smoke weed?

Is It The Only Way You Get High

You Gotta Sue Your Drug Dealer Man

There Are Legal Ways To Get High

btw I just realized that "Battle Master" is the noobest sounding nick I've seen. Exaxtly the nick a 7-year old would take xd

its his name?

I will take 0 responsibility for the damage that halftime show caused

meh bro we will bury the bodies they will never know

I heard someone said I’m the best rapper on here.

Duh Sherlock that’s no mystery, it’s crystal clear.

For real, I am like a old man amongst you babies.

Y’all were born after the start of new-heart Dick Cheney.

If you want to post here, that comes at a price,

once you start shitposting there is no return,

off-topic will swallow you and never let go,

so make your choice wisely, don't give me your soul.

You're just little fish here, naively you think

that you can compete with me, no ever one has,

much to learn you yet have, but never you will,

this forumz is my home and you're just a guest.

A Fish I Am Or So You Say

But Too Bad For Everyone The Only Fish Here Is You

And Unlike You I DO Have A Identity

I Identify As An European Map

{Cursona is definitely winning)

(make a new one when Found)

(copyrighted by ERB)

Edited 4/22/2020 10:17:18

Might want to cite epic rap battles of history as your source there @goralgn

Advice of the day: Don't plagiarise

Edited 4/22/2020 09:51:35

i need to make sure i dont use others peoples work even though i didnt know they existed got it


(im kinda salty because i thought finally i wrote a good rap but no someone else did it first and they did it better)

Edited 4/22/2020 10:12:13

Found it damn


marcus was right thats nearly excactly the same line my bad


michael jordan vs muhammad ali is the rap btw

Edited 4/22/2020 09:53:37