master of desaster is looking for an E Girlfriend: 2019-11-06 22:34:59 |

Shadow
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its hilarious how so many people are taking this thread at face value
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master of desaster is looking for an E Girlfriend: 2019-11-11 19:37:13 |
Lasermancer
Level 25
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I have a serious question. Does hermaphrodite count as female?
P.S. really need that membership.
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master of desaster is looking for an E Girlfriend: 2019-11-19 04:07:26 |

Kyrenaika
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Hi I am totally a girl and not some smurf account of some male human
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master of desaster is looking for an E Girlfriend: 2019-11-19 20:09:22 |
Waffleman
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I would recomend maybe not using WZ or the web, you may be in colledge/high school so just find women there.
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master of desaster is looking for an E Girlfriend: 2019-11-21 22:41:52 |

Michael VIII Palaeologus
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May I propose my friend redcode134 for this role :)
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master of desaster is looking for an E Girlfriend: 2019-11-22 06:22:34 |
Alex
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I think there was a recent study published in The Mayo Clinic New England Journal of E Dating talking about this stuff. Lead Research consultant was Tominator Bottom from the University of Ottawa if anyone wants to read more. But anyways study found that girls emphasized several important questions to match with potential partners.
1.) What was your highest income ever in a competitive wz match? (Any answer under 700 got 0 matches). Study notes positive correlation between high income and interested women.
2.) How well did you place in primary spelling bee tournament? (Anything worse than 2nd got limited matches). Study believes girls like men who can spell. Favorite word appeared to be disaster for some odd reason.
3.) How well did you understand organic chemistry? (90+ scores seemed most successful). Study says girls love chemistry.
4.) Buns or breasts? (There was no right answer but the wrong answer was definitely buns)
5.) USA or China? (Study could not make any conclusions from this)
6.) Jz or Beyonce? (Never say jz)
Hope this helps mod find a girl.
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master of desaster is looking for an E Girlfriend: 2019-11-27 17:49:55 |

Viking1007
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why doesn't he have one?
I know why.
maybe try finding one where you aren't halfway across the world...?
(post #100!)
Edited 11/27/2019 17:50:07
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master of desaster is looking for an E Girlfriend: 2019-11-30 01:26:30 |

Master Shredtail
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Oof, I was doing well on that list up until the organic chemistry question. Stuff's a drag.
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master of desaster is looking for an E Girlfriend: 2019-12-01 06:26:36 |

Castle Bravo
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Maybe you shouldn't spam the forums then, lmao
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master of desaster is looking for an E Girlfriend: 2019-12-05 02:49:56 |

Huitzilopochtli
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cringe
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master of desaster is looking for an E Girlfriend: 2019-12-06 22:36:45 |

KubaM1 (The Great Polish Emperor)
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I think what MOD is doing is kind of cute in certain weird way. If i were a girl i would totally agree to be his e-girlfriend. But well, I am weird person.
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master of desaster is looking for an E Girlfriend: 2019-12-08 08:01:20 |
Zevfer
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So uhm, this is my first ever warzone thread.
Should I expect similar quality content in the future?
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master of desaster is looking for an E Girlfriend: 2019-12-08 16:26:46 |

Pavluski
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of Course but not Always that brilliant!
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master of desaster is looking for an E Girlfriend: 2019-12-08 17:50:33 |

Nicent_XYZ
Level 56
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Seems good thread for improve english level. Also ken is the anser
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master of desaster is looking for an E Girlfriend: 2019-12-10 16:24:56 |

[G1]LioKaiser
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big joke, if not then good luck.
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