Ah, yes. A perfect place to find e-girls.

uwu anime tiddies

One sec, let me deal with this, need to replay to nano's comment properly:

O.O

If you are not following what is going on here, allow me to translate what nano said:

"Hi mod, I am weally fond of you! If you become uncwe aura's boyfriend, then you will be my uncwe MoD! You would be such a cool uncwe, and so much better than uncwe auwa, you will be my new favorite uncwe.

BTW, please note that he weally weally likes anime tiddies, so don't be upset if you find out about his bawdy pillow cowection."

And I said:

"nano, don't tell him abowt my secwet bawdy pillow cowection. I towld you if he awcepts me I would be wid of it. I would have no mowe need of it, and I would get wid of them."

Edited 12/17/2019 00:10:08

If this is real, it's tragic. If it's not, it's a huge, enormous, gargantuan, colossal waste of time.

This is sad. At first I thought this was a funny joke, a comedy, but now I realize it's a tragedy.

First of all why are you looking for an e-girl friend? Right off the bat 3 reasons this is a bad idea:

1) E-girls are the lowest form of girls. The ones that spend a lot of time on the internet are there because they are train wrecks irl and must resort to cyber-thotting and other online deception to get attention, especially in male refuges such as gaming and right wing dissident politics.


2) Femoids don't belong on the internet. I think we all understand that the 19th Amendment was a colossal mistake and we have let this thing go way too far. A woman's place is not behind a keyboard but in the kitchen cooking dinner, or in the bedroom doing the one thing women are better at than men, conceiving and bearing heirs in her magical womb.

3) Dating is a waste of time and precious bodily fluids that no man should subject himself to. There's no reason to date someone ever. If you consider a girl a worthy candidate for marriage then you COURT her like a real man, like your ancestors. If you're not sure whether she is a worthy candidate to bear your children, then she's definitely not; and no amount of money, time, or energy you spend on dating her, or being her "boyfriend"(i.e. "pet") will change that.

The Hierarchy of Sexual Options
According to the laws of God and nature, there are seven options for dealing with the sexual drive.

These are, from best to worst:

Marriage with children
Celibacy
Whore-mongering
Lechery (Slut-hunting)
Rape
Being a boyfriend (i.e., human pet)
Masturbation
In my view, only the first three should ever be considered valid options for a dignified and self-respecting man.

Whore-mongering, being the lowest of the three valid options, is a sin. But it is the lesser sin. And if you cannot marry and cannot control your sexual urges, it is the lesser sin, and God is merciful, and He understands the hellscape we live in. I will not encourage any man to sin, but I will simply say that this is the lesser of the 3-7 sinful options.

What I will also say is that there is much less shame in the purchasing of sex than there is in begging for scraps from some whore and saying it’s “free.” This was understood by men throughout history. Prostitution was only banned in the West after women were politically empowered.

why not just get a pocket pussy. You'll still be world champion on ladder and will have a friend by your side

Edited 12/24/2019 00:25:11

This has got to be the goofiest forum yet, but Immana suggest Diamondgirly23. She's a good friend of mine and she's the only definite girl I know. You could also try riskgirl88 bc her brother wants a clan rly bad (she's probably still his alt idk). Nothing too personal but try it. Btw the gender-verification is completely pointless bc all someone has to do is google/bing/yahoo/whatever "Who's Barbie's boyfriend?" and it'll come up Ken Carson.
https://www.warzone.com/Profile?p=4538732284
https://www.warzone.com/Profile?p=68110861254

Edited 12/28/2019 04:12:55

hriskgirl is not my alt

ngl gummy got me on the first half

this whole thread is r/whoooosh

r/r/

hey, you should create a clan 'the MoD couple'

For everyone not already in a clan somehow.

Question: How is this stupid thread still going?
Answer: Because stupid people like me reply to it, even if the content is stupid and commenting is stupid.

I’m a sadboi does that count?

Rip XXX

Rip juice wrld

SHE TOLD ME TO PUT MY HEART, IN A BAG, AND NOVODY GETS HURT

Overrated

I can put a word in with my trans gendering friend but would need to know how far things have to have progressed to for him/her to be considered by you
All becomes a bit of a delicate area

hahaha This thread's posts are so interesting。

he brought back the thread!! :D

Well the thing is on this game and saying on the internet is that you dont specifically know their personality. That's the key to a good friendship ( or dating) another thing is you can LIE on the internet EASILY. Like this guys try to guess how old I am. Or someone on this post also said that she was a Nigeria princess. Such balony. Btw if you didn't guess I'm a kid 16