You're LITERALLY PROVING my POINT that all communication is rhetoric and your response to my response is as rational as a monkey howling because he sees a yellow banana.

Go home, bloody 12-year olds.

hoes mad,

hoes mad

Edited 11/2/2019 21:29:27

Sorry mate, your bud tried to alienate us by abusing the upvote feature and forcefully exposing us to an inside joke we don't care about, and now this thread has become a joke on YOU, by we, the common men.

>thinking you can tame the "sea of pessimism" without being drown in it

the revolution will not be televised!!

pace par now!

ITT :𝘝𝘌𝘙𝘕𝘈𝘓 𝘝𝘐𝘕𝘈𝘐𝘎𝘙𝘌𝘛𝘛𝘌 and THE TungstenTrex downvoting eachother's posts, which we're all very glad for.
also, MoD has found himself an e-gf, but she hasn't appeared to show bewbs yet.

Stay updated !!

Complains about lack of eloquence in forum, down votes very eloquent Keats poem. Deletes post complaining about lack of eloquence afterwards.

And apparently we, the community, are the problem.

Why would I downvote T-rex? He is the most tolerable poster in this thread and also accomplishing my own goal of causing an amusing disruption.

Glass I have no idea what you're talking about, maybe you could write another poem about it since I seem to understand you better that way.

once, a long time ago, I found myself on the toilet. Why was I on the toilet? I was taking a shit. As the old Japanese proverb says, "a shit for a shit." I have never shit since.

its hilarious how so many people are taking this thread at face value

Well I don't blame them. Mod has a beautiful face.

I have a serious question.
Does hermaphrodite count as female?

P.S.
really need that membership.

Hi I am totally a girl and not some smurf account of some male human

I would recomend maybe not using WZ or the web, you may be in colledge/high school so just find women there.

May I propose my friend redcode134 for this role :)

I think there was a recent study published in The Mayo Clinic New England Journal of E Dating talking about this stuff. Lead Research consultant was Tominator Bottom from the University of Ottawa if anyone wants to read more. But anyways study found that girls emphasized several important questions to match with potential partners.

1.) What was your highest income ever in a competitive wz match? (Any answer under 700 got 0 matches). Study notes positive correlation between high income and interested women.

2.) How well did you place in primary spelling bee tournament? (Anything worse than 2nd got limited matches). Study believes girls like men who can spell. Favorite word appeared to be disaster for some odd reason.

3.) How well did you understand organic chemistry? (90+ scores seemed most successful). Study says girls love chemistry.

4.) Buns or breasts? (There was no right answer but the wrong answer was definitely buns)

5.) USA or China? (Study could not make any conclusions from this)

6.) Jz or Beyonce? (Never say jz)

Hope this helps mod find a girl.

Haha alex you know your stuff :D

Buns and jz won't be happy about the result of your joint research with timinator and mayo...
I will have to improve my spelling as well...

you're officially accepted to join the GMANEFS - Get MoD A New E-Girlfriend Society

Edited 11/22/2019 09:54:42

Good news for all the ladies. Mod has joined Apprentice and that sexy logo in front of his name makes him look even better (yes, I know, I didn't think that was possible either). New Style. New Look. Still fantastic. Why does this man still not have an e gf

why doesn't he have one?

I know why.

maybe try finding one where you aren't halfway across the world...?

(post #100!)

Edited 11/27/2019 17:50:07