I love thou fairest Farah
Who also is known by Sarah

I love you as much as sloppy is fat
And as much as Koopa loves Phakh

I must admit, unlike most other Dutch
I don't want to put you in a crutch

You may not be as hot as MOD
But you have a slightly above average bod.

You may drink beer from a boot
But I must admit you're kinda cute

I love you like xeno loves his pet
Who's probably in need of a vet

At first I thought you stunk
But it was Koopa, whose orders sucked.

I love you like the girl down the hall
Who joined lynx just to stall

I love you like min loves cheese
Would someone ban him already, please

I love you like Jeff loves Blitz
And like Binlerson who loves to throw fits

I love thou fairest Farah
Who also is known by Sarah.

- Cowboy

Edited 6/15/2019 02:53:31

did you lose a game or something :D

Whoever made it farther between me and Koopa in AWP French Brawl

k

well ain't that something

I fucking love cheese

Thanks cowboy, i love me too.

awwww, that's beautiful cowboy :D

please edit my name out of this

lynx are grateful for the publicity from the pivotal role we play in this poem.

You should be a poet. :p

With Farah's love, that sweet reward
He doth ascend the leaderboard
His princess' sweet love he doth accept
To pay his enemies their debt
Love's light shines gay, col'ring foggy days
And leading the vict'ry for team A

Yes.

Should I feel sad that I'm not mentioned in the poem?

No, in fact, you should rejoice that you've been rejected from their gay posse.

cute

I was away and nothing changed, apparently.

what