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Love Poem for Farah.: 6/14/2019 23:40:27


Cowboy 
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I love thou fairest Farah
Who also is known by Sarah

I love you as much as sloppy is fat
And as much as Koopa loves Phakh

I must admit, unlike most other Dutch
I don't want to put you in a crutch

You may not be as hot as MOD
But you have a slightly above average bod.

You may drink beer from a boot
But I must admit you're kinda cute

I love you like xeno loves his pet
Who's probably in need of a vet

At first I thought you stunk
But it was Koopa, whose orders sucked.

I love you like the girl down the hall
Who joined lynx just to stall

I love you like min loves cheese
Would someone ban him already, please

I love you like Jeff loves Blitz
And like Binlerson who loves to throw fits

I love thou fairest Farah
Who also is known by Sarah.

- Cowboy

Edited 6/15/2019 02:53:31
Love Poem for Farah.: 6/14/2019 23:42:54


Hazel Wizard
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did you lose a game or something :D
Love Poem for Farah.: 6/14/2019 23:44:55


Cowboy 
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Whoever made it farther between me and Koopa in AWP French Brawl
Love Poem for Farah.: 6/15/2019 00:15:54


sound_of_silence
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k
Love Poem for Farah.: 6/15/2019 01:39:17


Shredtail2 
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well ain't that something
Love Poem for Farah.: 6/15/2019 06:29:05


Min34 
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I fucking love cheese
Love Poem for Farah.: 6/15/2019 07:20:50


Farah♦ 
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Thanks cowboy, i love me too.
Love Poem for Farah.: 6/15/2019 08:35:38


Koopa Troopa
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awwww, that's beautiful cowboy :D
Love Poem for Farah.: 6/15/2019 12:43:25


Xenophon 
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please edit my name out of this
Love Poem for Farah.: 6/15/2019 13:10:47


Hades 
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lynx are grateful for the publicity from the pivotal role we play in this poem.
Love Poem for Farah.: 6/15/2019 13:33:28


Viking1007
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You should be a poet. :p
Love Poem for Farah.: 6/15/2019 15:30:50


𝘝𝘌𝘙𝘕𝘈𝘓 𝘝𝘐𝘕𝘈𝘐𝘎𝘙𝘌𝘛𝘛𝘌
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With Farah's love, that sweet reward
He doth ascend the leaderboard
His princess' sweet love he doth accept
To pay his enemies their debt
Love's light shines gay, col'ring foggy days
And leading the vict'ry for team A
Love Poem for Farah.: 6/17/2019 20:19:43


Farah♦ 
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Yes.
Love Poem for Farah.: 7/4/2019 04:22:40


MilkyWay90
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Should I feel sad that I'm not mentioned in the poem?
Love Poem for Farah.: 7/4/2019 16:06:24


𝘝𝘌𝘙𝘕𝘈𝘓 𝘝𝘐𝘕𝘈𝘐𝘎𝘙𝘌𝘛𝘛𝘌
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No, in fact, you should rejoice that you've been rejected from their gay posse.
Love Poem for Farah.: 7/4/2019 19:48:19


Tito 
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cute
Love Poem for Farah.: 7/4/2019 20:26:54


Onoma94
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I was away and nothing changed, apparently.
Love Poem for Farah.: 7/6/2019 02:18:22

FiveStarGeneral
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what
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