Wow, can't believe I'm going to write this after years of clowning on these types of posts.

The Bane gig isn't worth it anymore for me. For five years I've played this part, made these maps, co-hosted the Warhole, and held the heads of forum twerps underwater (their words not mine.) And while you've all loved my work its time to move on from 'Bane.' But to keep you from crying, I'm going to leave you with one final Bane quote: "Why else would you people be here?" And thats th--

oof.
Idk but suddenly,


Iͦ͐̔ ͒d̔̌ͦͮͭ̔̓onͯ̑̉̑͂̓'̈t̍̆ͩ͐ͭ̂̓ ͗͗ͬ͂ͧfͫeͬ͗ͦ̾e̚l̒ͧ͒̉ͤ̔̚ ͐š͆̾̍oͧ̔̀ͤ͑ ̿̄ͦͦ̃ͧ̉g̀ͤ̓ͩ̓̚o͐ͬ̉̆̆ͦôͪdͣ͋̊̓͒.ͮ̊̒͗

aight boss see you next week

Who will take the helm of Bane? Who is behind the snap? Are there any other minions besides muddles? And why am I only talking through questions? Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z.

Go away, Bane.


Loveyou

I've not been here long enough to get this.

fair enough

Any reason for retiring?

*face palm*

Who?

RIP
😭

*face palm*

*Face Palm*

aiii boss

It was nice having you here, Bane.

look at this nerd

good riddance loser

So am I still your alt?

Good bye Bain

Edited 5/16/2019 17:34:59

Bane 1 month later: im back boys

Bye Bane, welcome Thanos.

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

Lament not my heroic friend for The memories of your extended childhood adorn the interwebs and leave a legacy to enlighten us all, from the art projects that could only have been given life by the wise cheeto-dust-covered hands of a 26 year old who still plays playstation obsessively, to the epic affronts delivered so eloquently to the forum losers.

I would bid thee farewell with a quote from the marvel universe but unfortunately I'm not a man child so I know nothing about comics.

Another Michael Flatley-style retirement...

I doubt it