What golf?

Golf was a game on Steam

Btw live stream right now

https://www.twitch.tv/xfarah93

Summary/storytime:

We started a day before we were supposed to, as ViralGoat arrived a day early. So he went out with my roommates and had a pretty amazing (and long) night. Right. The next day, people start showing up. We've got Meldarion and Derfellios here at this point. Min is also supposed to show up but he doesn't cause he doesn't understand trains. Meanwhile, we're doing our best to get drunk and stream some stuff; it ends up being a timid lands coin tourney and some random 2v2 where we can all see each others' orders. Around 11PM min shows up, but we're basically tipsy. Min annoys us, we annoy min and unfortunately Derfellios has to leave us. The same goes for Meldarion, as he leaves the next morning before anyone wakes up.

The next day is chaos. Timinator and Alexclusive arrive and my roommates are here too. We do some cooking, drinking, more drinking and some people have some "edibles" as someone here likes to call them. <-- That's weed.
Timi and Farah design the worst template and organize a tournament on it. Haids, who won the first tournament, manages to win again, so he's a cheater. Alex drinks a beer which is good.

We all complain a bit about a lot of people (especially Krunx) and i'm going to bed. But, the people here aren't done streaming. They manage to continue until 6 in the morning, playing golf and rocket league. At some point nobody from the Groningen open was left and it was just a roommate streaming. Very good.

The last day we all have a hangover (at least i do) and we stay inside, playing random quickmatches on random accounts. We also bake a bread and tell styx she's awful. And koopa.

All in all, very fun.

I'm still stuck here with ViralGoat, please send help.

Also, we repeat not giving a shout-out to Jefferspin.

TL:DR:
Everyone was lovely, we got drunk, we made bread and we did stupid stuff. We also played Magic Maze. I hugged Min34, alexclusive and Timi.
One Love,
Over and Out,
Sincerely,
Farah, Min34, ViralGoat, Derfellios, Peter, Meldarion, Styx, Shantel Paprika, The Drunken Pirate, acquisitie nozem, Timinator, Alexclusive and others.

Never again.

Love.

p.s.: nobody approved of this message.

Smiles go for miles!

Nice

The hugs were the best part of the Groningen Open!

Also you forgot some highlights:

Farah chainsmoked the whole weekend.
Min danced in his chair
Farah vlogged and gave us a house tour showing the disgusting toilet
Farah killed everyone and hid the bodies in his roof.
Alex bought a melon for undisclosed reasons
Farah looked like a gnome in his hat.
Viral Goat was showing the stream closeups of his crotch all night and ate baby food.
Styx got told off for swearing on the voice chat :/ #karma

and last but not least....

The numpty Farah streamed 2 nights worth on his phone and FORGOT TO USE THE WIFI AND INSTEAD USED HIS PHONE'S DATA

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Some pics/screenshots people took:









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Also, i'm in lynx now for some reason

The reason behind Farah rejoining lynx was great.

He lost in the semi-finals of the tournament friday to a lynx player, and didn't want lynx to look too great, so he joined and accidently made it look better. (finals were two lynx players as well)

p.s. I'll approve the message farah

When you sum up everything... It was a great thing and great experience for all of these guys that were there... Best Warzone Open so far. #NEXTLEVEL

It was all an elaborate ploy to worm himself back into Lynx's good graces. Seemed pretty worthwhile though.

I'd like to express my approval of timi's cardplaying power armbands.

"We all complain a bit about a lot of people (especially Krunx) and i'm going to bed."

Missed that... :)

What did I do?

Well, nothing, i made up that part =/

Also you forgot some highlights:

Farah chainsmoked the whole weekend.
Min danced in his chair
Farah vlogged and gave us a house tour showing the disgusting toilet
Farah killed everyone and hid the bodies in his roof.
Alex bought a melon for undisclosed reasons
Farah looked like a gnome in his hat.
Viral Goat was showing the stream closeups of his crotch all night and ate baby food.
Styx got told off for swearing on the voice chat :/ #karma

and last but not least....

The numpty Farah streamed 2 nights worth on his phone and FORGOT TO USE THE WIFI AND INSTEAD USED HIS PHONE'S DATA

I'd like to address some points here:
- The toilet is disgusting because someone set it on fire last year.




- Alex is indeed in love with watermelons, spending 15 minutes carressing them at a fruit stand.
- I don't look like a gnome.
- I burnt through 19 gigabytes of data streaming from my phone.

ViralGoat has left, so the event is officially over.
I'd like to thank everyone who was here for attending; i had a blast this weekend. I hope you did too. If people are up for it, we can repeat it next year.

Edit: a quick beer-count tells us we've gone through 52 liters of beer.

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Edited 5/6/2019 21:53:54

How was the toilet set on fire?
@viking would you reject free alcohol?

I really don't get it why you guys try to get drunk....

the answer to this is: why not?

Never change, Sarah. Ever.

I changed the post before things got messy...