Hello

I'm looking for a clan.
What can i offer?
- Karaoke
- High boot rate
- I annoy Min34
- Being banned from CL

Love and kisses
xoxo
Farah♦

Join Apprentice

Join Outlaws.

I've heard rumors about Darklords karaoke nights, I'm sure they'd love to have you!

Hello Farah. My name is Zero. Nice to meet you!

Jefferspin told me so many great things about you that I could not resist approaching you with this proposition: Would you like to join my clan, Lynx? We specialize and take pride in training the members of 101st so hard they'll burn out into retirement before we can poach them! I've looked at your Ladder games and I've been very impressed by your booting skills. So much so that I wouldn't hesitate to add you to my Council on your 1st day. I'm also always on the lookout for promising karaoke singers and I believe you have what it takes to get us banned from Clan League.

If you're not certain about joining, I'd be happy to invite you to our Discord channel so that you can see how things are run there. How's that?

I'd love to hang around more and discuss about our common interest for gay dragon porn, but I need to add this post to my folder of recruiting templates.

Cheers! Hope to hear back from you!
- Zero

Ok, I'm sold.
Can I kick quicksilver?

I'd love to hang around more and discuss about our common interest for gay dragon porn, but I need to add this post to my folder of recruiting templates.

2 years of marketing classes so I can learn how to convince people for this to happen and work. :P

Of all the attention seeking forum posts I've seen this is the cringiest

If you like diplomacy roleplaying and history, you should join Hellas. That's it really lol.

Blitz is recruiting

Why is there a Masters icon next to Farah's name?

Why the FR*CK did the XENOCLAN hack my clan icon to be crap like theirs ???

Join the MrTrolldemort fan club™ ! we have the karaokes, the annoying min, kinda high boot rates, and being banned from CL cuz we're so awesome. Hit us up sometime :D

Pretty sure that we no longer participate in CL (so being banned isn't a problem) and we are famous for our slow play and inactivity (combine it and you get booted). We obviously also value people who annoy min immensely.

#NORTHERNDUTCHIESBESTDUTCHIES

Farah "Master of Clansurfing"

Oh is correct. Were a bunch of old slow turtles with too much experience to truly die we just boot a lot and keep going....

people who boot should be crucified

agreed