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My girlfriend may be an Non Playable Character.: 10/18/2018 19:20:04

Rogue NK
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What should I do about it? She doesn't believe in evolution (based) but she believes in global warming. How do you regect evolution but agree with global warming? As more and more NPCs are being uncovered each day, we need to consider the possibility that Sword Art Online was a documentary just like the matrix.

As you can see I have been really enjoying the NPC meme. What is even more hilarious is that the original creators of those memes, used automated accounts on twitter to spread the meme thus making those accounts actual NPCs. When you accidentally create an NPC while trying to convince people that NPCs exist then its a beautiful world we live in.

In case any of you don't know what an NPC is it is simple. They are 1/1024th human.

Edited 10/18/2018 19:38:24

My girlfriend may be an Non Playable Character.: 10/18/2018 19:27:15
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My girlfriend may be an Non Playable Character.: 10/18/2018 19:45:37

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Hillary and Obama were against gay marriage in 2008 and they couldn't support gay marriage until they got their software updated. Why else did they switch their opinion?

Democrats didn't support universal healthcare before 2016. They thought Obamacare was good enough and defending it. Then Bernie Sanders entered the stage and they had to get their software updated. Now Obamacare is bad because Trump is running it and universal healthcare is good.

And when we get right wing president who inherents a universal healthcare system in the future (like 20 years from now) then they will have to get their software updated again or else they will be out of date and defective. The new update will say something like "They are running our healthcare system wrong." like the Labour party is saying to the Conservatives in Britain.

If you are still not convinced then one of the newest software update was #abolishice which was never part of the platform before but all of the sudden everybody is tweeting #abolishice at the same time.

A more recent software update was admitting that Bill Clinton was a rapist which they can only believe after he is out of office and his wife isn't running for president even though no new facts have been added to this issue for a decade. This update was only to try to get kavanaugh off the Supreme Court.

Edited 10/18/2018 19:56:35

My girlfriend may be an Non Playable Character.: 10/19/2018 03:14:55
Master Cowboy Level 60 Report	Tell her she's dating an idiot, so she can find a better boyfriend.

My girlfriend may be an Non Playable Character.: 10/19/2018 05:06:12
RainB00ts Level 46 Report	Neither of the two people who replied seem to understand that this is satire.

My girlfriend may be an Non Playable Character.: 10/19/2018 07:28:35
{Canidae} Kretoma Level 59 Report	Could someone explain this npc meme to non-Americans?

My girlfriend may be an Non Playable Character.: 10/19/2018 07:41:37
Huitzilopochtli Level 57 Report	FACT: all globeheads are NPCs.

My girlfriend may be an Non Playable Character.: 10/19/2018 13:20:53
ZeedMillenniummon Level 59 Report	Evolution is a lie made up by atheists to take away faith in God

My girlfriend may be an Non Playable Character.: 10/19/2018 13:49:49
AbsolutelyEthan Level 63 Report	I don’t think that kid knows what satire is either, lol

- downvoted post by Cata Cauda

My girlfriend may be an Non Playable Character.: 10/19/2018 14:10:59
Sora【𝓒𝓡𝓔𝓦】 Level 57 Report	how come no one cares about austria or the people who live there? are they lesser?

My girlfriend may be an Non Playable Character.: 10/19/2018 14:19:19
The Joey Level 59 Report	Evolution was a lie made up by the Austrians to ruin America!

My girlfriend may be an Non Playable Character.: 10/19/2018 14:31:04
ZeedMillenniummon Level 59 Report	"How comes it that idiots like this are always from the USA?" If you're referring to me there's an irony there, if you can't tell when someone is joking.

My girlfriend may be an Non Playable Character.: 10/19/2018 14:35:41
AbsolutelyEthan Level 63 Report

My girlfriend may be an Non Playable Character.: 10/20/2018 01:56:14
Rogue NK Level 59 Report	I love how Kretoma asked for somebody to explain the meme to him but it just gets lost in a sea of shitposts. This website is glorious.

My girlfriend may be an Non Playable Character.: 10/20/2018 16:04:30
Death Cat Level 59 Report	^ That's a very hilarious way to put what went down, lol

My girlfriend may be an Non Playable Character.: 10/20/2018 20:07:15
l4v.r0v Level 59 Report	Gamers rise up! BOTTOM TEXT

My girlfriend may be an Non Playable Character.: 10/20/2018 20:29:04
RainB00ts Level 46 Report	Yeah, I used to do homework, THEN I BECAME A GAMER Made by gamer gang

My girlfriend may be an Non Playable Character.: 10/20/2018 21:34:09
l4v.r0v Level 59 Report	We live in a society This meme belongs to gang weed

My girlfriend may be an Non Playable Character.: 10/21/2018 08:54:44
psykkoman Level 61 Report	@Kretoma and others wondering wth is this: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/npc-wojak

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