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Love Advice: 10/9/2018 08:14:43


Sora【𝓒𝓑𝓔𝓦】
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It's not me, it's for my clanmate/friend!

But... how can he woo a woman? He needs advice! I think maybe she needs to play WarZone and he can impress her with his skillz.
Love Advice: 10/9/2018 09:20:45


master of desaster 
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Yeah women love warzone players i can confirm. A pm from a good player is melting every hearth. My clanmate jefferspin even found his wife in a diplo created by sloppyfatginger (ask him for the templates)
Love Advice: 10/9/2018 11:12:28


Belgian Gentleman
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I threw a calculator once to a girl I love in math class. Maybe that will do
Love Advice: 10/9/2018 11:33:48


Njord 
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be good looking, rich and dont waste your life on online games

Edited 10/9/2018 11:34:42
Love Advice: 10/9/2018 11:52:08


Cipollino
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Spend time with her, studies show that the more you see someone, the more attracted you will be to them. So he must do activities with her. Get to know her as well.
Love Advice: 10/9/2018 13:00:43


Koopa Troopa
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Hey Sora, I partly agree with MOD here.i.e. women love warzone players and a PM from a good player always melts our hearts. However in MODs case he turns their hearts to stone! So take his advice with a pinch of salt! πŸ˜‚.
Love Advice: 10/9/2018 13:02:48


Min34 
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Just make sure her grandma wont commit suicide
Love Advice: 10/9/2018 14:03:21


Sora【𝓒𝓑𝓔𝓦】
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okay so far we got

1) be rich
2) be pretty
3) get in good with the grammy
Love Advice: 10/9/2018 14:09:19


master of desaster 
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Are you ignoring my advices? Ask jefferspin or his wife jz, they work!
Love Advice: 10/9/2018 14:16:16


Tac(ky)tical
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wow cutest couple on warzone! jz and jeff <3 <3

okay mod I think you are right!
Love Advice: 10/9/2018 15:36:15


Thanos 
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Love Advice: 10/9/2018 18:19:03


LeQuébécois_Benoit
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Njord speaks the truth.
Love Advice: 10/9/2018 19:51:04


THE TungstenTrex
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Be casual, don't act retarded.
Talk to her about things you're interested, you're bound to find something in common.
Ask her for a hangout with friends.
Ask her for a date.
???
Profit
Love Advice: 10/10/2018 04:47:02


Shredtail2 
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Unless she's a strategy gamer, showing her your "Warzone Skills" is guaranteed to repel.
Love Advice: 10/10/2018 07:08:46

Nutella
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Lmao. This has to be one of them most hilarious posts on Warlight

Edit : Warzone*
Love Advice: 10/10/2018 08:03:07


Farah♦ 
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Be casual, don't act retarded.
Talk to her about things you're interested, you're bound to find something in common.
Ask her for a hangout with friends.
Ask her for a date.
???
Profit

Bad advice. Here's what works, guaranteed:

1) Go on the internet
2) Go to a shady porn site
3) At some point, either a Russian/Arab bride or a Nigerian prince shows up.
4) If it's a bride, buy them and marry them. If it's the prince, you'll be rich. Win/win situation
5) Profit.
Love Advice: 10/10/2018 13:23:46


Sora【𝓒𝓑𝓔𝓦】
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Farah is good you should listen to her, she gets all the women!
Love Advice: 10/10/2018 13:37:18


Dutch Desire 
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1) Go to a poor east Europe village.
2) Tell the chief that you are looking for a wife.
3) Choose the one you like.
4) Make a lot of children.
5) Put the children to work.
6) Profit.
Love Advice: 10/10/2018 14:12:20


IRiseYouFall
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why especially east european village and not asian or african village?
Love Advice: 10/10/2018 14:28:43


Dutch Desire 
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East Europe villages are most open to offering you a wife as a caucasian westerner. It's a practice that has proven to work.
Love Advice: 10/12/2018 17:04:42


Genghis 
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Be "your best self."

Don't show them your pokemon card collection, but don't pretend to be a millionaire. Don't be afraid to talk about less obnoxious hobbies like cooking or listening to music or similar. Etc.

Don't be afraid to be honest about liking them.

Don't over think too much.
Love Advice: 10/12/2018 19:39:13


THE TungstenTrex
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no
Love Advice: 10/12/2018 21:34:29


georgie
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show her the D
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