It's not me, it's for my clanmate/friend!

But... how can he woo a woman? He needs advice! I think maybe she needs to play WarZone and he can impress her with his skillz.

Yeah women love warzone players i can confirm. A pm from a good player is melting every hearth. My clanmate jefferspin even found his wife in a diplo created by sloppyfatginger (ask him for the templates)

I threw a calculator once to a girl I love in math class. Maybe that will do

be good looking, rich and dont waste your life on online games

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Spend time with her, studies show that the more you see someone, the more attracted you will be to them. So he must do activities with her. Get to know her as well.

Hey Sora, I partly agree with MOD here.i.e. women love warzone players and a PM from a good player always melts our hearts. However in MODs case he turns their hearts to stone! So take his advice with a pinch of salt! 😂.

Just make sure her grandma wont commit suicide

okay so far we got

1) be rich
2) be pretty
3) get in good with the grammy

Are you ignoring my advices? Ask jefferspin or his wife jz, they work!

wow cutest couple on warzone! jz and jeff <3 <3

okay mod I think you are right!

Njord speaks the truth.

Be casual, don't act retarded.
Talk to her about things you're interested, you're bound to find something in common.
Ask her for a hangout with friends.
Ask her for a date.
???
Profit

Unless she's a strategy gamer, showing her your "Warzone Skills" is guaranteed to repel.

Lmao. This has to be one of them most hilarious posts on Warlight

Edit : Warzone*

Be casual, don't act retarded.
Talk to her about things you're interested, you're bound to find something in common.
Ask her for a hangout with friends.
Ask her for a date.
???
Profit

Bad advice. Here's what works, guaranteed:

1) Go on the internet
2) Go to a shady porn site
3) At some point, either a Russian/Arab bride or a Nigerian prince shows up.
4) If it's a bride, buy them and marry them. If it's the prince, you'll be rich. Win/win situation
5) Profit.

Farah is good you should listen to her, she gets all the women!

1) Go to a poor east Europe village.
2) Tell the chief that you are looking for a wife.
3) Choose the one you like.
4) Make a lot of children.
5) Put the children to work.
6) Profit.

why especially east european village and not asian or african village?

East Europe villages are most open to offering you a wife as a caucasian westerner. It's a practice that has proven to work.