Hey Lads
I noticed the other day I only have 78% of WZ acheivements so I decided to make a forum post about stalling to get it to 79%.
If you are a fellow anti staller like myself you will be outraged by Captain Trips stalling for rank 222.
https://www.warzone.com/MultiPlayer?GameID=15486874Shame on The League of Erroneous Aspirations, shame on Captain Trips, shame on Lynx
Clearly something must be done about this, and because desperate times call for desperate measures, Fizzer has set up an ethics panel to punish anyone who Platinum has accused of stalling. The following people are on the panel: Xenophon, Platinum, Edge, Rento, JV and Master Shinra. All panellists are upstanding community members, who have never stalled, cheated, trolled or abused another player. We aim to give a voice to voiceless casuals like [ZBEK/44] San-Sayan, who was so enraged by Captain Trips' stalling that he refused to say anything in chat, and carried on like Trips' play speed wasn't an issue, when we all know he probably lost hours of sleep over it.
We have come up with the following punishments:
- If you won a gold trophy by stalling you will have to join either Lynx or GG (it's up to the staller to decide).
- If you took more than 22 hours to commit a turn or turns in any game, like my man Ralph the Unicorn and then lost, you will use this phrase as your tagline "I'm a staller" so upstanding community members like myself will know to steer clear of you.
- If you played a game to elimination you will be forced to play all future games on Unity
- If you have done all of these things you will be stoned to death by Platinum and his angry mob of outlaws
