KUWTK S1 E2
Its me, Ray Jay Jay Jay again :)
Its been some time, and ironically enough, people have spent some time. Stalling.
Yes I said it! S T A L L I N G
How would you know, you say?
Well thats simple! I do it all the time!
Todays issue will be about:
- Stalling, especially Platinum's stalling
- Cowboy using the Q2 forum thread to lowkey advertise for 101st
- The weird sexual tendencies of TSK
- Shots fired at CORP
Platinum the Staller!
You all know Plat, the sexually harassed potato(e) eating irishman.
He is known for many things, and is perhaps the greatest player alive, should we believe his words.
He stalls so much he even sends his teammates on vacation to make it less suspectible. Proof: Lynx 3v3 game.
To emphasize on the dangers of stalling, I have spoken with several prominent clan leaders in the Qualifiers, and also some players outside it:
Lets start off with Masters:
I asked them about stalling, and they seem to be 100% clear on the issue:
Timinator ~ I stall all the time, no biggie. I got no problem with stalling as long as Im the one doing it.
Timinator, one of the best players of all time, with many golden trophies, condemns Platinums actions, stalling shouldnt be tolerated as long as anyone else than Timinator is the one doing it
Master Shinra ~ I dont usually stall, stalling is really bad. I only stall when I lose. But I make up for it with RT-ing all the games I win!
Another prominent figure, Master Shinra, also condemns Platinums actions. Platinums stalls regardless of winning and losing, and he doesnt make up for it by RT-ing the rest of his games. This should NOT be allowed.
Platinum, having just achieved his all-time-high rating on the MDL (probably by stalling), should be ashamed, and follow the advice of his two peers.
Dr. Killa ~ Uhmmm, whats stalling again?
Another example of the dangers of stalling! It allows a huuuuge advantage to those capable of stalling. Some players dont even know what it is, they are definitely at a disadvantage, not being able to master the techniques of the mighty STALLhazi and influence their ladder ratings.
JJJ ~ Instead of stalling, I recommend booting. It is a great way to end the game!
Im quoting myself, because I can. Booting has many positives: You dont stall, and you gift your opponent a win! #YesToBootingNoToStalling!
Min34 ~ I never stall, stalling should be permabanned
Min34, also known as the Wise One, is adamant. Stop stalling already, Platinum!
Cowboy ~ Im with Plat on this one, I stall all the time! There is a reason why Plat is such a great clan leader! He is my hero.
For proof, check this link: https://www.warzone.com/MultiPlayer?GameID=11988727
In this game, Cowboy uses 5 times!
as much time on his last 3 turns, than he does on the 3 turns prior to that. If thats not ladder-rating manipulation then I dont know!
Coronel Gavilan ~ Does stalling involve winning? If it does we dont do it in USSR.
Its official! The only reason USSR have yet to win a game is because they dont stall. Its a bit of a drastic action, but perhaps they should start stalling? After all, Platinum is doing it.
Tokuchi ~ We should write about stalling, to prevent players like Hasdrubal and Platinum to do it unnoticed.
Ill admit it, I dont know Tokuchi's Warzone name. However, great idea! I was recently involved in a stalling incident in CL Q2, with Hasdrubal stalling my game. Not cool, definitely not cool!
Math Wolf ~ Stalling, me? No I have yet to finish a game!
I could go on and on with more players condemning Outlaws and Platinums stalling but I wont, simply because I think Ive made my point. Boot, dont stall, peeps. Boot, dont Stall!
Cowboy's deft scheme to use the Q2 thread as an undercover recruitment thread for 101st:
No smoke without fire, and here it is burning like crazy. Cowboy has been offering out analysis free-trials to everyone reading the Q2 forum thread. Stating himself that:
Cowboy ~ This is a general review of how the game was played
Not necessarily a detailed review of what should be done and why
What he left hanging was that you would of course get this if you joined the 101st/Lynx program, he even offered FSG to teach him to read!#PoachersAndFirst
It is working, however. Can I please join 101st for Leg 2?
The Sexually-awkward Kingdom?
TSK, while suprising many with some impressive results in CL10, has gone too far. Displaying affection in public chatrooms and forums is A W K W A R D
. The main offender, Redonis, has yet to comment on this, but he has submitted several uncanny posts on the forums, Ill quote a few:
Redonis ~ Teach me harder sempai!
Redonis ~ I love you JJJ, please keep carrying us to victory
Redonis ~ I love you Cowboy (though not as much as I love JJJ, GOSH I love him so much)
Jayden ~ I love big, fat, juicy and THICC anime tiddies
Redonis ~ I love anime tiddies
JJJ ~ REDONIS YOU UNFAITHFUL HARLOT
Drama? Chaos? We got it all. TSK seems to struggle with their new-found fame. Some even say that Redonis bribed me and jayden to write "I love anime tiddies", though that will never be confirmed. Only time will tell if this was just the beginning of a tornado of uncanny comments that will descend upon the Warzone forum-threads, or if the storm has already passed. Regardless, TSK seems to be losing face and respect as quickly as they get it.
CORPs First Loss:
Im using my bragging rights here. I beat them, so suck it CORP! They still lead their division though, sad days.
This concludes todays issue, stay tuned for more!
Edited 5/7/2018 09:09:19