Eh, I'd personally say I am as good or better than 3 of those 5 (ie. not Teddy or HHH, I feel they are better than me, the other 3 I'd expect to beat over 50% of the time). They're all good, just not really anything near top 5 other than Heyheuhei IMO. I'd consider myself maybe a top 100 player, if that, so 3 of them being worse than me really speaks as to how far they are from being top 5.
Nauz, you can stop it now.