Just thought I'd make something to poke fun at the typical tropes we see in the OT political discussions.

Take a drink anytime someone says "kek" "topkek" or some other variation.
Take a drink anytime someone is called a "Cuck".
Take a drink whenever 1416 comes to preach us the word of ALLAH
Take a drink whenever someone mentions DONALD JOHN TRUMP
Take a drink whenever someone says "Don't exacerbate the forums"
Take a drink if one of Fizzer's hidden mods appear and use their wizard powers to moderate
Take a drink if Fizzer himself moderates something.

Feel free to add on.

Edited 8/22/2016 01:42:31

Well, I have some Beefeater gin lying around... why not.

Snort a caffeine line when you read:

*Tabby arguing
*Muslims daemonised, or the doctorine of Islaam criticised by Christians/Jews
*Smedley awkwardly shilling for unrule
*When 1416 tries to bind polit and Islaam...
*Far-right making jokes about or denying democides
*Whenever someone talks about the fall of the "West"

Edited 8/22/2016 02:16:24

sorry, ran out of drinks.

and caffeine.

Take a drink every time someone makes a political post in the OT forums.

The entire WL forum's problems will be solved in a day, since everyone will be dead.

since everyone will be dead.

Are the immigrants so fast..

Take a drink when the immigrants make another attack.

Expand this to:

Drink whenever

Religous preaching posts are made
A new attack thread posts happens

People will die of quicker

Take a drink when someone comes up with a warlight-related drinking game

Take a drink everytime makes a post/comment one sided about a topic they clearly don't nearly understand the complexity of, and when contradicted with hardproof evidence, just double down in their comment while claiming your sources are biased and calling you a communist/socialist or fascist/nazist.

A single OT political thread would be enough to put half of the forum into an alcoholic coma.

Edited 8/22/2016 13:26:24

Take a drink everytime makes a post/comment one sided about a topic they clearly don't nearly understand the complexity of, and when contradicted with hardproof evidence, just double down in their comment while claiming your sources are biased and calling you a communist/socialist or fascist/nazist.

Why do you hate yourself so much, Teamguns?

Any religious preaching will kill the rest

Don't exacerbate the forums

top keks

This challenge has been accepted by your Belgian humorous friend

Jesus...

at this rate I'll be spending more than $20 a day to keep up with this. And that's just the cheap Bud beers.

I'll try, but my Religion discourages it. Maybe God will forgive my sins

Edited 8/22/2016 18:19:07

Pointless threads. Nobody here has money to pay for all the drinks.

^no we pay for our own

Recommend: buy a weakly alchaol concentrated drink. Still gets you drunk, dies slower

Edited 8/22/2016 18:26:18

Tip: if you drink american beers, you can drink for an infinite ammount of time without getting drunk; as the achohol level is so week and because of how much you go to the bathroom to evacuate them.

The hard part is actually tolerating a beer that has a taste that is this awful.