Russia is stronkest land in the world, we have been influencing their operations ever since we blighted them with the Jewish Autonomous Land, we developed their first nuke in 1949, and have since then managed to get all the core weapons in the world under our controle. Nothing gets fired without our say so.
Europe is in the hands of Russia. Asia is under the hands of Russia and Israel. Australia is under the hands of Russia. Even South America is under the hands of Russia. All America has is north America and Africa (and we all know that only underhumans live in Africa; noone wants Africa).
America may have nukes, de jure, but de facto, it's none, and de facto is what matters. Us Jews have all the core weapons in the world, as aforesaid. America is just hanging on Canada to keep it safe. It must feel awful for a once great land to be now lowered down to just some protectorship of Israel.
Every day is a day to celebrate the strength, courage, and determination of the Israeli folk and country, along with July 4.