| I have decided to follow the example of Muhhamed: 7/2/2016 06:58:22 |
Major General Smedley Butler
Level 51
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I have decided to follow the example of Muhammed and found my own religion.
I have already defeated the infidels in several caravan raids north of San Antonio, and like Muhhammed, I will defeat a few tribes from my home city of Austin. Who wants in? You get to go to heaven, and all you have to do is follow my word as I fight forces 3 times my size in open combat, and surround San Antonio in lava. I hope to get one of my brothers to kill an entire family, to prove how awesome God is when used in battle.
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| I have decided to follow the example of Muhhamed: 7/2/2016 07:43:42 |
Lordi
Level 59
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I already follow DONALD JOHN TRUMP the true god so no.
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| I have decided to follow the example of Muhhamed: 7/2/2016 08:20:50 |
Жұқтыру
Level 56
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There is no GOD but DONALD JOHN TRUMP.
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| I have decided to follow the example of Muhhamed: 7/2/2016 11:38:09 |
Major General Smedley Butler
Level 51
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Smedism*
Guys, I just totally commanded 1,000, no, 10,000 angels in a battle!
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| I have decided to follow the example of Muhhamed: 7/2/2016 13:32:47 |
ayy lmao
Level 48
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YOU have committed HERESY against DONALD JOHN TRUMP. Say hello to CROOKED HILLARY for me when you're in HELL.
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