Now onto evidence.
These fish:



Imagine this with armoured fish:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmyqC_PZ0Lw
(the last one probably needs a real cannon)

If God truly created the universe, would he be so cruel as to tempt us with armoured fish guns, and then make them completely unattainable? Would a truly benelovent God show us some f***ing awesome fish and then give us tuna and AK-47's? (considering the fact that the church used to say that fossils were creatures that screwed up getting on the Ark, and according to logic fish live in water, which means Noah's Ark is actually UNDESIRABLE for them). This proves that either God is such a dick that we shouldn't worship him, or he didn't start the universe.

Short:
I think God doesn't exist because he won't give us armoured fish cannons.

Dick move, but I will admit you were original...kinda.

I tried to leave room for God still existing, just not that he created the entire world.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NJ5qZdvBCg

(Begins at 4 mins)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyWN5017wD8

But can you explain Australia?

But can you explain Australia?

Australia was created by Satan

Demon Satan.

Australia is actually the heaven. In case of a nuclear war (3WW) or a zombie apocalypse, Australia would most likely survive.
The rest of the world is shit and torn apart with wars.

... Cata go read "On The Beach" it is a book written just after the cold war, and it shows a valid point as to why Australia would get fucked even if it was not nuked.

Don't. That books is REALLY sad and screwed up. Also the tech in it is bullcrap ; at least in today's environment.

Australia Is only fucked up because of invasive species and poor interior.

America had invasive species and has just as many deserts as us.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horse_latitudes

BTW, large continents with big interiors are dry. Its generally not a good thing for the environment to have one big continent...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pangaea#Implications_of_extinction

Actually (I just realised how dumb this sounds), if it rains a lot inland then Australia's interior is really wet because a series of interconnected salt lakes fill up and stay that way for a while.

Also, on old maps, the position of where Australia would be is where Paradisus and the Garden of Eden is.