Trump, fearing that an estimated 5 million casualties would result if he invaded Dole's lands, opted to drop the ranch dressing bomb on Tomato City and Veryberry City.

However, Douglas Adams returned from his lunch at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe and destroyed Sweden.

Again!? why does he always do that?

Anyway, Chilean llamas launched a massive nuclear attack to spread communism around the world....

But China decides to get even fatter and declares War on McDonalds for their Fat

Civil war in china breaks out weather or not the current leader, Fatiang Fat-Shek, is fat enough to rule the nation; Fato Zefat lead the rebellion

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And then teleporting Communist elves from Santa's workship broke into a US military base and stole a superhorseradish bomb.

Kim Jong Il, fearing the worst, executes "Plan B" and retracts the state of North Korea underground to escape the apocalypse to come.

So he rapes 16 girls in the process to...

Edit : Wording

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have many children so his line is not wiped out in the apocalypse of veggie bombs and communist elves and US military development.

back in the pub where the writer's are...

an undead J R R Tolkien comes and causes havok physics.

So they all attack with walnut guns

And Bill O'Reilly arrives with more of his unsuccessful trolling attempts.

after that was over...

with Rowling losing an eye, and Martin dead of a heart attack,

Douglas Adams becomes the King of Norway and goes back in time to....

stop Santa from being disembowled by Rudolph

but completely fails and goes back to the dinosaurs...

who declare a new religion called "dinosaurianism" which calls for the worship of Chuck Norris.

Anyone who opposed the religion will be raped by 17 babies who...