Finish the rest!: 12/29/2015 15:26:54 |
muddleszoom
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...are actually 150 year old peedo's in disguise.
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Finish the rest!: 12/29/2015 17:55:33 |
Lord Varys
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However the pedo-baby army goes rabid and invades North Koreas underground bunkers...
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Finish the rest!: 12/29/2015 19:40:07 |
muddleszoom
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filled with Doritos. this is are secret weapon king ju um said to...
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Finish the rest!: 12/29/2015 19:44:03 |
[WL] Colonel Harthacanute
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...King Jong Un used to use as bodyguards... All of a sudden Gaddafi appears and buys the entire army for a packet of Haribo jellies.
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Finish the rest!: 12/29/2015 19:47:24 |
muddleszoom
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back to the editors
muddleszoom: that makes no f*cking sense
back to the story:
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Finish the rest!: 12/30/2015 01:19:36 |
The Mad Japanese
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Douglas Adams decides to write another book series called The Vikings of the Galaxy and it is about....
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Finish the rest!: 12/30/2015 02:08:23 |
Konkwær III
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Vikings. In a galaxy. Also there's this asparagus with eyes.
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Finish the rest!: 12/30/2015 02:19:21 |
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But he's shot before it finishes
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Finish the rest!: 12/30/2015 02:26:27 |
BlitzTaifun / DragonScales
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So he's replaced by a
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Finish the rest!: 12/30/2015 02:57:03 |
Lord Varys
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a giant monkey from mars genetically modified to be able to procreate with humans
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Finish the rest!: 12/30/2015 03:17:53 |
The Mad Japanese
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who has a gay ugly filipino sidekick called Pedro
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Finish the rest!: 12/30/2015 03:18:18 |
[WL] Colonel Harthacanute
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who actually turned out to be bisexual
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Finish the rest!: 12/30/2015 03:22:57 |
DomCobb
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and he was murdered by a flying axe
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Finish the rest!: 12/30/2015 03:26:44 |
[WL] Colonel Harthacanute
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which turned out to be a flying potato, so he didn't die after all.
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Finish the rest!: 12/30/2015 03:38:17 |
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He died later because everyone knows.....people from Mars are allergic to potatoes
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Finish the rest!: 12/30/2015 03:45:02 |
DomCobb
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and Stanley Kubrick yelled,"What the actual crap is going on here?"
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Finish the rest!: 12/30/2015 03:52:41 |
The Mad Japanese
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Later, Douglas Adams finishes his conquest of Europe and goes to vacation in......
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Finish the rest!: 12/30/2015 06:00:35 |
Konkwær III
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The planet Neptune, where a midget Salvador Dalí shoots him (again).
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Finish the rest!: 12/30/2015 08:54:16 |
Lord of Turnips
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To celebrate he cuts of the other ear of his friend Vincent Van Gogh.
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Finish the rest!: 12/30/2015 13:50:21 |
BlitzTaifun / DragonScales
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Meanwhile, In Soviet Russia...
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