Yeah, I don't get these threads (from any player, regardless of experience). Why not seek out a clan that fits your needs? The point of a clan is to have a group of people on here with a common goal, common likes (in terms of game styles), etc. The notion of just giving yourself to any unknown that would have you goes against any mentality of a group at all.
Honestly, someone should just make a huge thread with a short description and special factors of each clan and get Fizzer to sticky it. I don't think that a 2 minutes effort is a big deviation from his "immediate roadmap", the problem here would get someone to do it :P
jefferspin, you are too low level, your boot rate is too high, and your ladder stats are lacking. you should probably join darklords and/or improve your game before being considered for elite clans like poon squad.