<< Back to Off-topic Forum   Search

Posts 1 - 30 of 33   1  2  Next >>   
The remastered story: 10/23/2015 16:44:44


Fan the Apostle
Level 56
Report
Most of Warlight's history has been lost through the sands of time or we insigficant for historical records. All history was passed down orraky, via the elds of the community. A person called Talking Fan came to unite WL history records and would soon create the WL's universal philosophy of history.

*May include references to several players

Chapter 1

There nothing , none had thine existed yet... Move on

Chapter 2

Fizzer was born , he created a game known as Warlight , he did not relies his creation was a success...
Then there was anthony

It then all exploded .
Many players , from different nations , untitled relations by 1 single source

Chapter 3

Fizzer , who believe this went smooth , did not relies the alter ego of his creation. The Trolls has came. Many tried warding them off. No method worked. 3 people , who were beloved to be saviours and followers of Fizzer. There names were MoD , sze and gui. They asked fiizer whether or not they could have the ability to ban. Fizzer said yes. They abolished trolls. From this day onward the term mod is in fact MoD. The mods also was told to choose 5 other mods. However they were swore to screcey.

On a cod night , a person known as Ge nghis was born , however not much is known about his early life. He was raised into a pesant family
Chapter 4

Left to their own devices , the community were reckless and tried to destroy all negative histories. People like dead piggy tried to encourage all to remove negativeness.
He said 'if one attend to preserver negativity they will be punished for their actions'.

MoD disagreed on this , in fact all others did. Unfortunately , gui was punished for preserving negativity. He soon lost his mod abilities.

Chapter 5

Lawlz , a loyal subject to dead piggy believed that dead piggy was going too much power. He asked fizzer , whether he can become a mod. Fizzer agreed.
Lawlz soon gained enough supporters to depose and assassinate dead piggy. However , instead of claiming power himself , he said

'We try to preserver everything , then the future will be better'. And he made WL by the people.

Genghis , (who was mentioned in chapter 3 ) said to Lawlz

'If you claim to your statement , does the future be better for everyone'

No-one awnserd , pesants were insignificant to them.

Chapter 6

Since the community was good , Fizzer , for Christmas gave them a Box. However the box was not opened for 3 months . Lawlz , claiming he should open the box opened it. This followers agreed on this.

23:56 14/3/15

Lawlz opendped the box , he did so in pride , Fizzer did not give anyone the description of the box. Lawlz opened the box ... It was all black. Section of sze's diary.

A great myth spawned of the box itself.

04:02 15/3/15

MysteryManBall was born.

07:38 15/3/15

Lawlz soon found the box to be empty, what was this sorcery by Fizzer?

Chapter7

A black horde , (according to MoD it was a huge mass of goo) many MysteryManBalls , came to the forum. Like any onpther newcomer they were classed as trolls..

Chapter 8

Arise Sir Genghis , he has been pushed up a rank , into the nobility

A person known as Dom365 made a game called Wolves. The story of the black goo was not found at this period of time

Genghis beloved that the MysteryManBalls were caused by Lawlz opening the box. He was Executed by sze via request by Genghis

Chapter 9

MysteryManBall and MytseryTroll was tried for TrollCraft . the verdict said MMB would be hanged. MysteryTroll was spared .

6/10/14

MMB was hanged 40 people attended the hangings.

Chapter10

4 people known as Supreme Leader ,Cata , SirSalty and Loli came to Sweep the mess after the hanging of MMB. They beloved that it was the ways of think that caused the downfall of the community and soon reformed it.

MysteryTroll , a loyal subject to MMB asked Fizzer to clear MMB's name. So he did the trial all over again. Intact the original trial was biased and was all a fix , MMB's case was overturned and soon Innocent. However it was a bit late for him. As his corpse phad been dug in the place he was hanged. For compensation , Fizzer and his followers , built a museum that was devoted to MMB.

Fizzer soon spread the news to everyone else. Many people disapproved . But The 4 revolutionaries agreed.

30/9/14

Talking Fan was bhorn

Chapter11

Sze , who was casually bored , made a game called Heal/Hurt. It claimed critical acclaim. However his demise would be based off this.

2 people kynte and Clement Attlee came up and said. 'We'd like to help'. Supreme Leader , seems up for this but he was unmotivated.
Genghis : How is SirSalty so salty?

People laughed at this , the single question soon exploded with community wide humor.

Chapter 12

Loli and Cata decided to stick precnacy detectors up their butts , it was sson found out that Cata was pregnant. People were shocked due to the fact , a major person never became pregnant.

Chapter 13

MysteryTroll , who wished to have change in the community , yet again. He asked Fizzer for a ressurection of MMB. Many people attended.

Supreme Leader , was at the hospital , being abesnt in MMB's resurrection , watched for Cata to give birth.

5/5/15

Catus Cauda was born. He will be the heir of Cata when s/he dies. Sir Salty , took care for him.

MMB who was quick to catch up on npthe news checked the history. Instead of reading the Birth of Catus page. He checked the time he died. He was interested in Heal/Hurt , wishing to take it for himself.

7/5/15

sze has been assinaated. To this day no-one knows who assassinated him.

Chapter 14

Platinum , who was found in a Platinum mine was adopted by kynte. He soon became a programmer.

Thomas 633 a direct descendant of Clement , was first recorded here in chapter 14.

A far away place known as Lightwar Tyrion Lannister was the decendants of the trolls that were exilled long , long ago , by the Mods. No-one suspected of him

Chapter 15

Tyrion integrated into the upper hieracy along with MMB. Supreme Leader was not fond of Tyrion's quick stardom. Cata seemed ishish about Tyrion , all went well for a while However. Genghis fearing that Tyrion will like dead piggy , make WL a dictatorship.

'He's a troll!' Said Genghis.
'Liar , you are a heritic who does not respect. I believe you are just jealous'

Then Genghis was exilled into Thgilraw , a desolate island.

Chapter 16

A group simply known as CORP , came to challenge the hierarchy . They were eliteists supported by groups kwon and Darklods and Illuminati.

Tyrion saw this as a perfect opportunity to seize power. And in 7/7/15 he soon won the Election.
'Genghis was right' Said Clement.

Loli again stuck a pregnancy stick up his but. He was not pregnant.

Chapter 17

Clement asked Tyrion other or not he could unexille Genghis. Tyrion disagreed of this and Clement was jailed for this

'History wrongly portrays people' Quote from Clement.

SirSalty heard the news and so did MMB. They did not agree on this atrocity. They soon realised that Tyrion was funded by CORP. The remenats of the hieracy went to the island to rescue Genghis. They also me A person Know. As Juq in the way , they took Juq with them too.

'I must take note that history will be changed at any period of time , many people depend on this change ,good or bad.' Quote form Talking Fan (he was at the ship

Chapter 18

A person called buddybob as a devout Christian and researched about death. He beloved that Death is caused by one person , simply refers to Death. He can decide when people die . He can save peiple's lives. But cannot resurrect him.

Unfortunately he died soon after , his last words were

'A sentient being called Death controlls death'

Chapter 19

The Mods distanced themselves away from the conflict.

Thomas , made a pact with Lawlz( The devil ) to make a physical manefestion of Death.

The hierarchy did not relies this was happening , but anyways they went one to rescue Clement too.

'We are not blessed , Death will come'

Chapter 20

Kynte , who walked along the Tyrion Forest saw a black entity(not racist) , he was never seen again. To many historical records , itr was thought Death had caused it.

A wise man , known as Mercer , the son of Fizzer was captured by Tyrion for reasons unknown.

Chapter 21

Fizzer has been kidnapped and taken hostage

It is said that in order to pay the ransom of Mercer , Tyrion asked the hierarchy to shoot an arrow to a bow which was on The Lord's Head. 1 person must do it. Clement agreed to do so. Clement ended up shooting the Lord and the randsom had failed.

The treaty of control , made by Tyrion

'Fizzer is to be sent to Ōnikoa-Chan castle , any follower who cares to rescue Fizzer will have him and Fizzer killed.'

Chapter 22

At a cold December Night , the hierarchy sneaked to rescue Fizzer form the castle. He said

'I am greatful of you all , I will make all the people I see mods'

Chapter 23

Fizzer took your his ban hammer and blowed it on Tyrion , sending him to hell

Edited 10/23/2015 17:53:10
The remastered story: 10/23/2015 16:47:58


Lolicon love
Level 56
Report
;~; I'm infertile whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
The remastered story: 10/23/2015 16:48:28


Lolicon love
Level 56
Report


Edited 10/23/2015 16:48:37
The remastered story: 10/23/2015 16:54:34


MysteryManBall
Level 35
Report
I am referenced many times in the story . am I significant in history?



Lawlz opendped the box , he did so in pride , Fizzer did not give anyone the description of the box. Lawlz opened the box ... It was all black. Section of sze's diary.

A great myth spawned of the box itself.

04:02 15/3/15

MysteryManBall was born. 


A black horde , (according to MoD it was a huge mass of goo) many MysteryManBalls , came to the forum. Like any onpther newcomer they were classed as trolls..

MysteryManBall and MytseryTroll was tried for TrollCraft . the verdict said MMB would be hanged. MysteryTroll was spared .

6/10/14 

MMB was hanged 40 people attended the hangings.


MysteryTroll , a loyal subject to MMB asked Fizzer to clear MMB's name. So he did the trial all over again. Intact the original trial was biased and was all a fix , MMB's case was overturned and soon Innocent. However it was a bit late for him. As his corpse phad been dug in the place he was hanged. For compensation , Fizzer and his followers , built a museum that was devoted to MMB.


MysteryTroll , who wished to have change in the community , yet again. He asked Fizzer for a ressurection of MMB. Many people attended.

Supreme Leader , was at the hospital , being abesnt in MMB's resurrection , watched for Cata to give birth. 


MMB who was quick to catch up on npthe news checked the history. Instead of reading the Birth of Catus page. He checked the time he died. He was interested in Heal/Hurt , wishing to take it for himself.

sze has been assinaated. To this day no-one knows who assassinated him.
Tyrion integrated into the upper hieracy along with MMB. Supreme Leader was not fond of Tyrion's quick stardom. Cata seemed ishish about Tyrion , all went well for a while However. Genghis fearing that Tyrion will like dead piggy , make WL a dictatorship.



SirSalty heard the news and so did MMB. They did not agree on this atrocity. They soon realised that Tyrion was funded by CORP. The remenats of the hieracy went to the island to rescue Genghis. They also me A person Know. As Juq in the way , they took Juq with them too.


Edited 10/23/2015 16:54:55
The remastered story: 10/23/2015 17:00:50


Luna {TJC}
Level 56
Report
When is this published I want 200 copies
The remastered story: 10/23/2015 17:20:27


Fan the Apostle
Level 56
Report
Great idea , just wondering how many pages it would use
The remastered story: 10/23/2015 17:24:20


Riveath
Level 59
Report
Still not here. Repair your mistake, mortal...
The remastered story: 10/23/2015 17:28:59


Fan the Apostle
Level 56
Report
Added Chapter 18 , which is completely devoted to Death
The remastered story: 10/23/2015 17:31:12


The Lord
Level 55
Report
Death trying very hard to be relevant which he isnt.
The remastered story: 10/23/2015 17:35:32


Fan the Apostle
Level 56
Report
Death is quite relevant , e new good story arcs

Shoo The Lord , you are to insignificant to be put in the books
The remastered story: 10/23/2015 17:35:55


Riveath
Level 59
Report
Death trying very hard to be relevant which he isnt.


Don't be amusing. You are even less relevant.

Well done, Fan.
The remastered story: 10/23/2015 17:49:07


Gen. NumbNuts
Level 48
Report
I was rather fond of Tyrion. I was disappointed that his account was banned.

Edited 10/23/2015 17:49:20
The remastered story: 10/23/2015 17:53:56


Fan the Apostle
Level 56
Report
Chapters 19-23 Added.

Chapters 24 onwards will be based on the new testimony , PM me for suggestion for the New testimony!
The remastered story: 10/23/2015 18:18:08


The Lord
Level 55
Report
meh, you just suck at storytelling. thinking death is relevant proves it.
The remastered story: 10/23/2015 18:20:23


Fan the Apostle
Level 56
Report
The Lord ,

You are insignificant and thinking Death is irrelevant Amplifies that. Face it you've been insignificant and you've always been .

Period
The remastered story: 10/23/2015 18:24:30


The Lord
Level 55
Report
why are you trying so hard to prove a point that nobody cares about? i dont care if im significant or insignificant.

tell me, in what way is death significant? and dont conflate him with dying because those are two separate things.
The remastered story: 10/23/2015 18:29:08


Fan the Apostle
Level 56
Report
The Lord , the story is based off WL history , the more you did in the past ,the more you are mentioned in the story. And Talking about Death , he did more things than you did.

However WL history is boring so I added bits in to make it amusing , things such as the Hangings of MMB , Fizzer Kidnapped and Cata pregnant never happens in reality

Edited 10/23/2015 18:30:00
The remastered story: 10/23/2015 18:30:30


Riveath
Level 59
Report
Children and alts have no voice. You are both.
The remastered story: 10/23/2015 18:42:39


SirSalty
Level 49
Report
I would like 2billion copies of this and I will pay with pickles.
The remastered story: 10/23/2015 18:45:12


The Lord
Level 55
Report
ah, i understand. death has been bullshitting his way to the history with a lot of comments. my comments are of higher quality so it figures that there are less of them.
The remastered story: 10/23/2015 18:47:48


Cata Cauda
Level 58
Report
things such as the Hangings of MMB , Fizzer Kidnapped and Cata pregnant never happens in reality

How can you know?
The remastered story: 10/23/2015 18:49:17


Fan the Apostle
Level 56
Report
Forumwise , it doesn't , I have an archive of most of WL's history in my brain and in the form of paler
The remastered story: 10/23/2015 18:50:52


Fan the Apostle
Level 56
Report
The Lord , ypbe best assured that Chapter 24 onwards will have a deeper story.

'History is hard to collect' Clement
The remastered story: 10/23/2015 21:18:58


Genghis 
Level 54
Report
Oooh! I should have a revival arc. I got exiled, but now i want to be missing/dead and return with a my band as well as my rap buddies.
The remastered story: 10/23/2015 21:38:23


Vormulak
Level 53
Report
tl;dr Genghis rap is garbage. It requires 0 skill to produce on the part of the nigger chocolate bar wrapper.

Edited 10/23/2015 21:41:39
The remastered story: 10/23/2015 23:55:19


Genghis 
Level 54
Report
Umm what raps in particular?

It's pretty hard to tie into warlight some rap things so you should try it yourself.
The remastered story: 10/24/2015 06:32:31


Fan the Apostle
Level 56
Report
Bump
The remastered story: 10/24/2015 06:56:29


Thomas 633
Level 56
Report
I' like not to be evil...
Also if you want send it to me, I can spice it up and make it more old sounding.
The remastered story: 10/24/2015 07:06:20


Gen. NumbNuts
Level 48
Report
Ooohhh if this will be a somewhat fictional story, can I be a knight? A knight with his valiant unicorn, Jong Rig. I can have a shield with a white star on it and a strong one-handed sword. I also would like to have a crossbow with a broken bow.

???

:D

Edited 10/24/2015 07:06:41
The remastered story: 10/24/2015 07:24:09


Fan the Apostle
Level 56
Report
I'm going to see it to players via PM
Posts 1 - 30 of 33   1  2  Next >>